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Best friends and bad jokes 😊

BazzakReading Rabbits•

3 years ago•26 Replies

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean....

.Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove it wasn't chicken!.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, perplexed, fazed, disconcerted, perturbed, disturbed and breathtaken.

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii ,

Or just a low ha ?.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.

Student: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: were you not listening yesterday?

Student: Of course I was, you said it was H to O

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MadBunny3 years ago

Love em all😄😘🐰

M1a2 in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

Me too!

ninelives3 years ago

Gorgeous photo -had to put on glasses to untangle paws from noses and faces.

Jokes as usual so bad had a fabulous belly laugh -you made my day

MadBunny3 years ago

Tried that St Agur cheese today😝Still too much of a blue cheese flavour for me. Thankfully hubby will like it.

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

Sorry about that, It was the creme you tried?. 🤔😘xx

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak3 years ago

No need to apologize 😘Yes it was the creme. It wasn't too bad but still enough of a blue cheese flavour to put me off. Still you don't know til you try .......

Btw they've got it on offer for £1.50 at the moment.

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

Still £2.15 in Pilklico 😉😜

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak3 years ago

😊😘

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak3 years ago

Hubby says the taste isn't 'blue' enough🥴No pleasing some people😊Hope you're well xx😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

Sorry about that too strong foryou too weak for Hubby 😊 just mentioned you in a post I put up😘😘

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak3 years ago

He did put it on a roll for his packed lunch! I think he'll eat it on crackers or as a dip.🙄

springcross in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

Sorry to crash in but I love St Agur, it's so yummy. Problem is it's not allowed for me any more. 😒

MadBunny in reply to springcross3 years ago

No need to apologise for joining in😊🐰

S11m in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

I went to the Deli for some cheese yesterday - but they were closed - someone had Covid -19.

MadBunny in reply to S11m3 years ago

That's a shame. We haven't got a deli here but got a farm shop and that sells some really good British cheeses.Really strong and tasty. Trouble is I have to rely on hubby taking me as I can't drive. The small Italian cafe in town has a limited deli but I haven't tried it.

S11m in reply to MadBunny3 years ago

I do like British hard cheese - but most of the British soft cheeses taste soapy to me... but Cambozola is OK.

MadBunny in reply to S11m3 years ago

I know what you mean with the texture. I like a good strong cheddar. My mum would only eat mild cheddar😝

3 years ago

Are these two enjoying a really close cuddle or is the dog trying to exterminate the cat? The dog looks a bit guilty but the cat's chilled, so maybe the dog's intentions are pure! Just a lovely pic! (And another collection of Bazzak style humour) 😄

springcross3 years ago

Love that picture, it's so sweet. x

3 years ago

LOL😁😁😁😁😁😁and the picture is amazing my pixie wouldn't put up with that he's a fiesty one at times hope you have a good night🐆 😊🌜xxx