Every time I leave my house I am followed by a bird with long legs
I think I am being Storked
A mate of mine was scuba diving when he was attacked by a snake-like creature which kept biting at his face mask, and he asked me what it might be.
I told him "When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie .... that's a Moray!
the grim reaper came for me last night, so i beat him with a vacuum. Talk about dyson with death!
And finally, as I can't post directly.
If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc