Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends (which are my favorites) will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the government wins, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons because of something to do with tomatoes.
He made his own bacon masks 😁!!
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Nor me re status, I know he's bonkers, but this one was surreal!, I am still not sure I should have posted it on here as I can see some members being completely bewildered 🙉😁x
To be fair to him, he's a lovely man who works for CLIC Sargent, which is the leading UK charity for children with cancer and their families. So I don't blame him for being bonkers with his humour, He has to release feelings with laughter.xx
Whew! I am kinda glad that I am unable to use any social media (other than this site and this doesn't count because it's calm and you don't get heaps of unwanted stuff etc.) because I didn't have to actually try and follow the logic in that passage!
What would anyone suggest as an alternative food mask for people who don't eat meat?
My friend has a weird sense of humour that I love, ( I think he had a fixation with Spike Milligan humour) I wouldn't change him for the world but I can see others think he is on another planet. Re what alternative food I have already seen plenty of cabbage masks 😁xx
Damn it, just finished supper and want to eat again. Understand your friend's need to go wild sometimes. I worked with children for one year (specialised in the elderly, which is why I know I am not demented yet, can do all the tests I memorised over 40 years of work)!! We lost a proportion of the youngsters, each year and I found that this needed a special kind of person, which was not me.
As for Vegans, a Halloween Pumpkin would do. Not so much fun though.
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