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I woke up today, how can I 'Put This' politely, in a rather Smelly, Sicky Mess. I'd had a 'Dodgy' Tummy, most of yesterday, and yes I had had a Tummy Ache when I went to bed. If I said that 'The Poo Wanted Out' that would, almost certainly, describe it well🟤 (closest I could find to a 'Poo').

I put the sheets, onto wash, this morning- before I went out- I might just get the Same CLEAN Sheets, back on, my bed tonight! My Under Sheet(s) are, sort of, Semi disposable....I have Commissioned a new Set anyway.

I know that this is NOT the 'Nicest', of subjects, but, I wonder, just how many of us have this/ these Problems/ Troubles? I guess it makes a Change from being Bunged Up! Sorry, once again, everyone.

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Well you've raised a subject that many folk can understand and have also experienced. There's a nasty tummy bug going around and not just in my area,south of the Thames,in Surrey but a friend in Devon has been "poo'd out" a few times poor girl😳!

Hope you have a cleaner night,tonight!!💩💩🙊

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HI AndrewT, I have just recovered from colitis suffering for only a few months and taking a suppository - supposedly for all night was a task I failed. But I am cured but scared to death that I will go through that again.

Is your undersheet waterproof, I'm thinking of getting one just to protect my recently new mattress. Hopefully, this does not happen to you too often?

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Dear Greyone,

Sorry to be a 'Tad' late replying.....To answer your question- If I know that there is a, shall I say, 'Distinct' Possibility, of an accident I put a plastic sheet under the towel- that I Always Keep Under my sheets, where I sleep. The towel is Washable, the plastic sheets? Well not always re-useable, especially if I have Messed the bed....Sorry for the erm...S**t subject matter here!

The alternative, and I personally HATE this, is a Total Mattress Protector. These are an entirely Waterproof...and TOTALLY impermeable, under sheet that is put on the actual mattress- rather like a Fitted sheet. Horrible, absolutely AWFUL...it makes you sweat, worse than if you 'Wet' it. (It might be of some help to, VERY Heavy Wetter's….Maybe☹).

Sorry that I can't be of more help Greyone. Kindest wishes

AndrewT

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Sorry, to be coming back to this, some months later but... I HAVE now bought a, much 'Better', under blanket. A soft, fleecy, very comfortable and- best of all- Entirely Washable one. I have put it, back on the bed, today after....erm, ah... getting it 'mucky', on Wednesday. All of Six Pounds in, our branch, of QD- Very well worth getting one, just fits over the existing mattress.

Just thought I'd pass this on.

AndrewT

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