OMG... It's me!
I cant believe I am going to write about this, but my fingers are uncontrollably, moving across the keyboard, at a rate faster than sound, so I guess I am!
Apologies in advance!
Okay... Confession... I have never used deodorant or antiperspirant in my life. Well maybe when I was like 15-16; I tried using whatever that era's equivalent of Teen Spirit was, but it was just to be cool and it was just a phase.
It wasn't a Women's Lib thing or a rebellious, hippie decision... I just never got into it. I had good personal hygiene habits and frankly just never had the "need." And before you ask, "yes," that fact was confirmed by family, friends and lovers throughout my life... thank you very much!
I think it may be because I didn't clog up my pores early on, with harmful chemicals, my body just didn't produce an overly noxious natural odour. Oh sure, if I went to the gym, or that time we went cycling in Provence in July, I got a little "ripe," but I was NEVER offensive.
So... you can imagine my "shock and horror" (after taking a lovely, shower before bed last night; and doing NOTHING except sleeping all night) when I awoke to discover that there was, shall we say... something very rotten in Denmark.
Is this the PRED????
Is it the PMR/GCA?
Has anyone else experienced this problem?
Is it, God forbid, just me???
Has my body, after almost 64 years, decided to again turn against me in another perverse, insulting and repulsive way? Giving me two auto-immune diseases, that have turned my life upside-down wasn't enough... I now have to worry about SMELLING and offending people?
Give me a F*CKING break!
Aunties! Uncle Mark! Anyone!!!! Please tell me this is normal... tell me it's caused by high doses of Pred and as I reduce further it will go away!!!!! Tell me it's just a glitch in the matrix!!!