It's happened - I am at an age where I can now put a syringe under my bra-lass bosom and leave it there to warm up whilst I wash my face. Once upon a time I couldn't even hold a pencil there.
Sigh.
It's happened - I am at an age where I can now put a syringe under my bra-lass bosom and leave it there to warm up whilst I wash my face. Once upon a time I couldn't even hold a pencil there.
Sigh.
Nope. Too tip-tilted!
Think of a policeman's helmet hanging on a wall, pointing straight out. Now think of a beret with a spud in it, on the same hook.
Shenks, why are you not writing comedy for the BBC?
You are too kind! I'm too old for a vagina person on the BBC, not pretty enough any more for the 'nice t*ts' casting brigade, not ex-oxbridge, haven't got the contacts, have got a vagina anyway, don't have the money for a face/boob/ar*e lift, am not thin enough to be admitted for anorexia nervosa in the local asylum and haven't got the muscle mass in my cheeks to give bl... er, er ... to smile prettily enough. But really, thank you for the encouraging remark!
Why, God, Why?!!!
Careful Schenks - He might just reply!!! It could just be to make us outcast laugh at ourselves and you sure do that as for BBC - boy I would love to see you sweep through there, we might even get some proper news reporting, now there's a thought.
You are such as love. And boy oh boy, do those overpaid, privileged, petted tw*ts who smirk their way all the way to the bank need a rocket right where the sun don't shine!
Are you sure we can't persuade you to take them on, we could get a posse of wrinkly, grey haired, couldn't give two hoots lads and lassies with our walking sticks, even if we didn't need, and any other legal appendages to back you up. Thanks for the good laugh today.
I had read that twice to get my head round what part of the anatomy to which you refer when you speak of grey haired and wrinkly; I have a choice of several! I think it was the legal appendage bit that conjured an interesting image of wrinkled things that dangle, but I got a bit confused as to how you'd hold a walking stick with them... I was trying to imagine storming the BBC, all of us with walking sticks held in such a way as to leave our hands free in order to wave our fists and gumming our ire at reception... like a bunch of geriatric escapees from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' crossed with elderly pole dancers on lithium.
Think I went off on one....
Surely you just need more B12 to sort that out?! 😆
It comes to us all as time and gravity work their evil spell!
I could have hidden an entire pencil case under my boobs from the age of about 12. I always wanted to be small. If I could afford it I would have a boob job to reduce the size of mine.
Hahaaa, did you need to wear an...Over shoulder boulder holder.
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Oh humanibean if you had seen my miserable post yesterday about my unwanted loss of weight you would see the other side . I have to shop in Markies girlie s department for a bra lol.
It's not a popular subject on here as most people are trying to lose weight . I wondered whether to approach my GP for a boob job but it would look odd with all the wrinkles 😱
Lol! Buy you must have been an absolute cracker! Unless you're a man, in which case I get where you're coming from.
Pp, I never visualized you as being either tall or thin.
Somehow, I could see you like your avatar, round and full.
I grow them and deep burgundy ones. Class.
J x
Dear Jose I wish .by the way my peony didn't flower this year , a bit like my boobs ! 😘
Is that a euphemism for not getting any? In which case I think my peony might have shriveled from lack of flowering. If not, ignore me.
Hi Pp,
I can't remember if mine ever bloomed, but then again I got a bad knock on the round thing that sits on ones shoulders.
However, my Peonys did bloom this year, no thanks to me cos I didn't feed or put up the obelisks to prevent them ending up on the ground😔
Ah well, there is always next year, or the year after. It all depends on the NHS. Lol
J xx
You'll never dive off the stepladder without checking the pool's full again! And peonies thrive on neglect, I'm told. Mine do - i had four blooms on my three year old!
Clearing dead leaves etc out of guttering 👎or jumping into a warm pool 👌are non comparable S.
This truth is, I got great satisfaction out of doing the farmer, er sorry, sorry, the Former.
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Woohoo Jose . Freudian slip ? 😄