I have discovered a way to clear a public restroom in a matter of mins. This could serve as a community service if the need ever arises.
As you stand in front of the women's restroom about tenth in line, you are told you may move forward because you are wiggling so much they think you really have to go.
Then as you enter the stall proceed to try to place a paper seat cover on the toilet The first three large, light weight papers wind up on the floor. The noise they made while you were fighting with them was very loud. It sounded like there were two people in the stall attacking each other. During this struggle the automatic toilet has flushed at least six or seven times..
OF course you have on the tight four button pants with a belt with tiny holes. By the time you finish you feel and look like you have been in a fight with an army. You are perspiring,your wig is on crooked, your buttons are not even and your belt isn't buckled.
As you approach the sinks you realize the same people that let you go ahead of them are still there and watching you. After rinsing off your hands you stand in front of the automatic paper dispenser on the wall with a sign that reads : WAVE YOUR HAND ONCE PAST THE FRONT OF THE MACHINE
The first wave comes easily. No paper come out. The frustration of no paper grows and the tremors become larger and more frequent. Before you know it you are doing a PD Voodooi dance in front of this box. Your wet hands sprinkle the people who have been watching you as they exit quickly with frightened looks on their faces.
This clearing of the restroom procedure is proven to be 100% reliable. IT has worked for me every time. . .