when things go bump

when things go bump

It happens on frequent occasions

that things go bump

at night it's usually my knees or toes

"bump" that's the bed frame

"bump" who shut that door?

"bump" oh shoot Walter (a very handsome basset hound) I'm sorry to stumble into you, but since we're up let's bump our way to the sofa

In the morning, good grief, it's pitch forward "damn", stagger "crud"


ah there we are the kitchen challenge

"bump" that's my wrist greeting the table

"bump" yep the hip says hello to the counter

Yikes I smashed another coffee mug

You're right Walter, let's bump our way back to the sofa.

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  • Today I feel so Bumptious

    though yesterday was scrumptious

    I've broken glass

    I've has to pass

    on feeling bad

    because I'm the kids granpass

    for them I'll do anything

    jungle gym or huge tree swing

    it doesn't matter

    they don't scatter

    when I write bad chatter. Sorry

  • Loved it...no apologies! Keep writing please, lol

  • bumpin up and down in my little red wagon

    bumpin up and down in my little red wagon

    wheel came off and the wagon's draggin

    wheel came off and the wagon's draggin

    won't ya be my darlin?

    Good morning world! Let's get bumpin through the day!

  • My pal, the ice pack! Yesterday, the back of my hand. This morning my toe as it curled under my foot hit the metal door frame. What next.

  • Ouch!!! Good writing..explains it all...must totally agree...lol

  • Hit my head on a monkey tush

    so, some folks think that I'm a lush

    I try to explain it's just me

    and my long time buddy Mr. PD

    they don't get it like you do

    all they can say is Poopyitty poo poo

    I ride the storm like it's a wave

    keep my chin up and be brave

    It's so much better than the grave...

    this bumping is something

    i don't need, a lot of times i start to bleed

    but it's ok to cry now and then

    because I can talk to you, you are my friend

    my energy is running kinda low

    and my feets are moving kinda slow

    tbut hat's ok I'm just, me, Joe

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