It happens on frequent occasions
that things go bump
at night it's usually my knees or toes
"bump" that's the bed frame
"bump" who shut that door?
"bump" oh shoot Walter (a very handsome basset hound) I'm sorry to stumble into you, but since we're up let's bump our way to the sofa
In the morning, good grief, it's pitch forward "damn", stagger "crud"
ah there we are the kitchen challenge
"bump" that's my wrist greeting the table
"bump" yep the hip says hello to the counter
Yikes I smashed another coffee mug
You're right Walter, let's bump our way back to the sofa.