The milk man knocked, and the blonde opened the door and said,
“Why it’s the milkman. You’ve just what I need, follow me.”
The milkman (carrying his milk caddy) followed the blonde into her bathroom where she pointed at an empty bathtub.
The blonde said, “Can you fill this bathtub with your milk please?”
The milkman said yes ma'am, “Do you need this milk to be pasteurized?”
The blonde replied as she slipped off her robe,
“Just enough to cover my boobs, I can splash it over my eyes.”