All you people who love to stay up late and write poetry...lets see how many fun limericks we can come up with...here is mine ...
A Parkinson's patient named Lars
Found his talent was working in bars
As he'd tremor and shake, oh the cocktails he'd make!
He now mixes drinks for the stars!
I don't know if this was a good idea Kat00
A parkie from near the equator
told his girlfriend, “Dear, sooner or later,
when you’re feeling randy, this will come in handy”
And showed her his built-in vibrator.
Omg lol!
There once was a parkie from Dover
who rolled with his girl in the clover
he said “my neck’s so stiff”, she said “I wonder it
you are feeling so stiff all over?”
There once was a parkie from Spain,
who was heard to his girl to explain
I take Mirapex, so I must have sex
again and again and again.
this the best one p smarkie !!
seriously LMAORFL! These are all funny. Good idea
A parkie’s girl from Indonesia
said “Boy, my caresses must please ya.
And then he replied, “I know that you tried
but that was just my dyskenisia.”
A parkie there was from Tashkent
who slouched wherever he went
he saw a masseuse, who gave him a goose
that would straighten whatever was was bent.
there once was a woman from france
who it is true once liked to dance
untill one day pd came her way
and now she just sits in a trance !
I had to laugh at this post. I used to be a bartender
before P D. My kids and I now joke about how much
easier my job would have been if I had the shakes
like I do now.
There was an old Parkie named Lyle
who played cards without cracking a smile
Dealt an 8 or an ace
He would keep the same face
Till he won all the chips in the pile!
Wow! You NAILED that sucker. Perfecto.
So many clever parkies. Your limericks are wonderful.
There once was a girl from from Nantucket
who shook so much she couldn't pea in a bucket
somedays when she got so frustrated
she would just say ......it....
Bumping this topic!
What Do You Do About Dread and Despair?
Intrduction of Newbie
How many mg of Vitamin B1
How full is your stress barrel?
