A wee joke to cheer us up on the Requip night shift

A wee joke to cheer us up on the Requip night shift

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high"

20 Replies

  • Haw haw. That's funny. Would a proud Scotsman be offended? OR is this a joke at the expense of the 1%?

  • LOL definately no offence caused, and with a name Hamish McNaughton I can speak for a nation !! LOL

  • I told my family at dinner and we all literally LOL's big time.

    What a twist!

  • Luv it. Thanks!

  • Nice one ! xx

  • Soooooooooo funny! :-D

  • Cheers, the things we do when we cant sleep

  • That was friggin hilarious! Now I'm hungry! Crap. ;)

  • Hi Rooster,

    Stay away from the Grass , dogs pee on it , oh and dont eat yellow snow

    Take care


  • Excellent advice Al

  • Got to pass on our wisdom, would be rude not to

  • A laugh first thing in the morning....priceless

  • With what we all have to go through on a daily basis, we need some light fun now and again



  • A laugh to start my day! Thanks

  • Funny!!!

  • very nice to smile first thing in the morning.we all should have a early morning joke and vote hwho has the best only in good taste of course

  • Morning Parky, sounds good to me, however is not morning here , time is 16.55 hrs Glasgow time, so i will take it apon my self to cheer all across the pond .

    iv had a shite day fell going to the village shop landed in the road , pulled my self together and after a few swear words soldierd on, just anouther day in the life with PD , never mind in 100 years it will all be history

    have a wonderfull day Parky



  • those stupid time jones,when ever any of us has a good joke or somthing funny we will just say it.sorry about your fall,i no how it feels,bet we say the same words on this side of the pondhave a better day tomorrow Al parkey aka bob

  • Cheers Bob,11.30 pm and am just going to have an hr on my step machine , at least if i fall of its only to the floor,

    look out for your morning joke



  • good 1 Al

    sorry about your fall

    u r safer on yur indoor treadmill

    i know how it is

    i have knee pad on permanently 4 such occasions

    2 light weight pairs and 2 heavyweight pairs

    (not go the elbow pads yet

    jill :-)

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