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50 Shades of Gray ~ The Parkinson's Brain


I had to laugh as I looked through the best sellers at the book store and there sat "Fifty Shades of Gray." First I wanted to barf because I've heard the books are trash, and then I started to laugh! Our brains are 50 shades of gray!

I assume as a cell dies in our brains that it turns a darker of shade of gray so there's no telling how many shades of gray we have in our brains. I mean our "ribbon" is even gray. I wonder if we could make t-shirts that say something like "Help fight PD 50 shades of gray", or "I live 50 shades of gray".

Maybe the author could donate a percentage of her book sales to brain or Parkinson's research! Then we could say,"We found the cure through 50 shades of gray!

Just a funny thought. Come see me on my blog if you want, Lillyslace.blogspot.com if you want a laugh.

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Heres another 50 shades of grey great laugh for the hoilday weekend

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;

... T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey.

Jocee in reply to Hidden

OMG, this was just too funny. Loved it!!!! Thank you!

PatV in reply to Hidden

you're too much!

ps what's the holiday? Let us celebrate too!

Hidden in reply to PatV

May day Bank Holiday

What a Gay day!

jernor in reply to Hidden

Thank you so much for this hilarious account of your senior sexual encounter!

4809cats in reply to Hidden

You are too funny! I love the poem and love that you have a great sense of humor!! Thank you, that made my day!

Just curious if you labeled it trash and you haven't read it. I read all three and no, I don't like S & M, (hate it actually) but this was by far the best love story I ever read. That's what had me hooked.


Love the poem - really funny! I haven't read the books yet but my daughter has and once she started couldn't put them down. She said they were wonderful and not full of smut like you would think but a truly wonderful love story full of emotion and intrigue. Going to read them next.

The poem is hilarious!

Hidden in reply to GrammyC

It is by Pam Ayres

Brilliant poem love it

A great poem. Entertainment on a long sleepless night

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