I was up the village and went into a charity shop as is my wont to do. In there i saw a tin christmas tree that winds up and i thought that would make a good additiong to my christmas decorations. So i asked the price and told told prompty it was not for sale. So as he was funny with me i said well it should have a not for sale sign on it then. He then said the trees in the window are not for sale either and i counted back,but i don't want a tree. He got rather verbal with me which put my back up no end and yes i swore at him back and in the next breathe he banned me and i told him in no uncertain terms where to go. The story went viral round the village as the only lady eho got banned fro charity shop. Thanks to those who reminded me of this as it made me chuckle again.
Now its your turn any funny incidents you have had that we can all share in the laughter of.xxxx
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Me - hello , not sure what you call the service, but I need a signature of receipt on both letters I wish to post
PO - is there anything valuable in the envelopes?
Me - no
PO - do you want them to arrive by 12md tomorrow?
Me - no
PO - that'll be £5.45 each
Me - £10.90 to post 2 letters with a signature on receipt - that seems awfully expensive
PO - but the goods are insured for £500
Me - there are no goods in the envelopes , only letters and I have a copy of the letters on my computer at home. All I need is a signature on receipt of the letters
PO - we recommend you insure all valuables being posted
Me - but , there is nothing valuable in the envelopes
PO - we still recommend you insure all postings
Me - do you do 2nd class
PO - yes , but they wont get there by 12md tomorrow
Me- I don't need them to be there by 12md tomorrow. Can they be delivered second class?
PO - No, the service is only for first class items
me- so there is no way I can post 2 letters with a signature on receipt of the letter for less than £10.90?
PO - not if you want them insured and to arrive by 12md tomorrow
me - I don't want them insured and do not need them to arrive by 12md tomorrow
PO - mmmmm.....we have a first class service that would get them delivered by Wednesday
Me - how much?
PO - do you the goods in the envelopes insured?
me- there are no goods in the envelops, only letters and I have copies of the letters on my computer. There are no goods, or valuables in the envelopes
PO - They could be delivered by Wednesday for £1.19 each
me - that sounds better £2.38 in total for both letters, with a signature on receipt of delivery?
PO - yes
me - I'll go for that
PO - do you want a top up for your 'phone?
me- I have a contract I don't use top ups
PO - it's very convenient to get a top up here
me - I don't use top ups
PO - could interest you in a PO credit card?
Me- I have a credit card
PO - our credit cards have good APR rates
Me- I'm sure they do , but I have a credit card
PO - you won't get better APR rates
me - can I also have 24 second class stamps?
PO - ordinary stamps or xmas stamps?
me - xmas stamps
PO - we only have ordinary stamps left
me - Ok they will do
PO - hold on - (disappears for a few minutes)
I found some xmas stamps
me - great, how much do I owe you?
PO - counts up how much I owe £12. something
can I help you with anything else?
me - no ( I leave wondering if I was on candid camera)
Absolutely hilarious. You need to send that to a sketch writer for TV. Can't stop laughing.!!! Did you scream as you walked out door with your hands in the air!!!!!
That is hilarious Sylvi. I browse the charity shops frequently. Or rather the ' boutiques' as some assistants like to describe them. I also support them with regular donations. I however find some of them very expensive nowadays. Charity shops do exceptionally well and perhaps that's why your shop could afford to keep their tin Christmas tree for decoration purposes. I agree,they should have had a not for sale sign on it. Imagine if you had refused to leave the shop you could have been arrested 😂 xx
If you want expensive Stratford-upon-Avon is the place to go,i think they have to scan your credit card before you go in there to see if you can afford to shop in there. Pmsl.xxx
Our Local Rubbish Tip shop will only take sets of 6 glasses. I had a box of very nice glasses bought in Italy to donate......where of course you buy boxes of 5!
Despite explaining this to the adenoidal teenager apparently in charge...he would not be moved- informing me I could "get a box of six just like them if you go to Matalan."
I don't think he actually got the meaning of "Charity Shop"!
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