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I am having a sale and swap of body parts. I am hoping someone wants my fingers,neck and spine and could swap for some new parts. Yes you've guessed it i am in agony as usual. Feel free to say what parts you would swap.xxxx

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allanah profile image
allanah

Hips! So sore today !

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Candy

Gosh, was worried then Sylvi, thought you were hanging them on the Christmas tree! 🤣😂 Hope you get some relief soon though.

A full body transplant would be nice, without the steroid and mxt problems, but I’d settle for new fingers, hands, feet, spine and shoulders. I don’t suppose Father Christmas can do that, but it’s wishful thinking eh!

Hope you feel better soon Sylvi. Xxx

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LizzieR

My nose is utterly without pain. And my ears. Several internal organs are fine. My hair is thin and dreadful but generally un demanding. Everything else can go as far as I'm concerned. Not sure who would want all these hopeless joints and tendons etc though?! Xx Hope you feel better Sylvix

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kymmie92

I would like to get rid of my knees! They are in constant agony and still waiting to see Rheumatology, so I've just to to grin and bare it :( Feel better soon Sylvix :) xx

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Amy_Lee

Oh, Sylvi!! I am so sorry to know that. Sending you my big hug and love!!

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Flatstanley

Oh Sylvi, wish I could swap everything ! Even eyes and hearing been badly affected with RA, oh yes, and also my heart. We can but dream, but meanwhile it’s all about making the most of what we’ve got I suppose. Hope you get some relief from your pain xxx

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Sanbanan

Hips, back and feet today 😢

Tried to do a bit of xmas shopping this afternoon and I'm now in agony. Lying on settee with a hot water bottle on my back at the moment. x

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sylvi in reply to Sanbanan

Shopping in the afternoon is a no no for me as by then i am too exhausted.You take it easy and rest my darling.xxxx

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DaniBeeLcLa in reply to sylvi

Hi Darling Sylvi! Hugs to help you feel better! Any help on making hubby understand that grocery shopping late in the day results in very tired and cranky wife and missed items on the list?

Love, Dani

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Neonkittie17

Ha ha .. I'd be a poor swap Sylvi .. You'd send most of my joints back as very faulty! The left leg and arm are strong though but forget the rest!! xxxx

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Neonkittie17

It's so cold .. Biting in! Today is the first day my hips have twinged!

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Yvettebloo

Aw Sylvi :( im not to bad today so will temperately swap you my body parts for you to feel better ❤️

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sylvi in reply to Yvettebloo

Aww darling you so sweet and that is so nice of you,Thank you my darling.xxx

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nomoreheels

My head & neck at the mo, just about to have my extra dose of pregabalin see if that unlocks the vice-like grip it's got of me. Oh, my feet too, they're having a right nag at me even though I've slathered them in Pernaton & they're in my electric foot warmer on the highest temp. My own fault, too much walking today. Grrr. x

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Eiram50

Elbows! All day long!!

Sorry to hear you’re feeling poorly today. You’ve never really got out the bit Sylvi, have you?

Thoughts are with you

Marie

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gillpalmer

My hands & ribs please.

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sylvi

Everyone has enjoyed and joined in the fun. I know we are all suffering and yes i am too,but if i can make you enjoy your pain and also make you laugh/smile then my job is done. Thank you all for helping to make me smile. Love you all.xxxxx

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Bookworm55 in reply to sylvi

Bless you Sylvi you’re a real tonic and, like many of us, deserve to feel so much better. Hugs. Xx

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sylvi in reply to Bookworm55

Thank you darling i try.xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Sylvi,

I have an evil future sister in law that I will gladly dismember and send you any parts you need!!! 😈😵💀🎄🎁🎅

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

Ha ha ha ha ha,if she is that bad i don't know if i want any of her if she is that bad.xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Only when she gets boozy! Can tolerate if sober!

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

SO i gather you ply her with drink all the time darling!!!! xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Oh no! I hide when she comes home drunk, she gets violent and I am too sick to defend myself!

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

I read that wrong didn't i darling then you hide the drink when she is around.xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Twisted side of my brain wants to sell her for parts!

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

If she is that nasty why would anyone want to buy any of her.lol.xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Only brain is defective 😁

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

Well you could always send her in for a brain replacement.!!!!xxxxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

How are you feeling these days? Are the pneumonia and virus gone?

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

Yes darling they are gone thank you,but they left me very weak.xxxx

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Mandy8175 in reply to sylvi

Have you had your vitamin D checked?

If weakness continues I prescribe chocolates, cakes, pies, and anything yummy stat!

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sylvi in reply to Mandy8175

I would love a diet like that darling.xxxx

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helenlw7

I don’t want your neck and spine because they’re probably worse than the ones I’ve got, but if you’ve got a decent left ankle, and shoulders it would be good. You might want my fingers - on a good day they’re not too bad, but sometimes they do get together with my knuckles and wrists to render me useless. It’s a shame we can’t order spare parts from Amazon - or go to be fixed by the Supervet!🐩🐕🐈🐇

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sylvi in reply to helenlw7

Left ankle has been broken so you wouldn't want that darling..Your fingers i will have as mine are rubbish and they are chunky now.xxx

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helenlw7 in reply to sylvi

Sorry to hear about your left ankle.

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allanah

I'll have your flat tummy please!

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sylvi in reply to allanah

What flat tummy darling,i have a mummy tummy,flat and flabby .xxxx

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allanah in reply to sylvi

keep it then lol. I already have one of those ha ha

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