nsd_user663_56237

Thanks DGee I like this list!

nsd_user663_45204

Just a quick list at some alternatives to smoking.

Rather than smoke, you could...

[*]Make wild, passionate love

[*]Eat a carrot

[*]Apply online for a new job

[*]Brush your teeth - backwards

[*]Work on being at two places at once

[*]Spill salt and toss some over your shoulder

[*]Straighten pictures on the wall that have become uneven

[*]Review your permanent record and purge the negative stuff

[*]Write a novel

[*]Search the skies for unknown asteroids … before they hit the Earth

[*]Browse your high school yearbook

[*]Mow the lawn

[*]Mow the neighbor's lawn

[*]Come to terms with your ex

[*]Bake a lemon merangue pie

[*]Review the statistics on drunk driving fatalities in your town

[*]Assume the position and do twenty-five pushups

[*]Find out whether you can still become a Druid

[*]Donate your wardrobe to charity and start assembling your "fat" clothes

[*]Make a wish up on a star

[*]Remember it makes no difference who you are

[*]Sing a protest song

[*]Have a cup of Jello. There's always room for Jello.

[*]Yell at the kids to get off of your lawn.

[*]Take up knitting.

And that's just for starters.

Don't tell ME you don't know what else to do when you want to smoke.

26) Surf the internet(join forums)

27) Play computer games.

28) Make a phone call

29) Walk or play with your pets

30) Get drunk

31) Read a book or Magazine

32) Watch a dvd

33) Give yourself a pat on the back

34) Think of the positives of quitting

35) Watch the Jeremy Kyle Show and think how lucky i am that i have teeth.

nsd_user663_4558

Number 1 is good and it links to others - such as number 5, 14 and 17