How Mojo got his Mojo Back

[nsd_user663_2826]

Hey Mojo!!

Don't think we forgot did you?

Welcome to your new day one.

Your LAST day one.

Good luck - you KNOW everyone is behind you

C

xx

[nsd_user663_2695]

Hey Mojo!!

Don't think we forgot did you?

Welcome to your new day one.

Your LAST day one.

Good luck - you KNOW everyone is behind you

C

xx

cword, congratulations on the "I definitely want to have sex with you thread".

Such a tosser.

Oh and good luck Mojo, not that you need luck.:cool:

[nsd_user663_2695]

pmsl... wtf? :confused: Thanks for the luck, but Im really confused about the above. :confused:

cword is just such an a**e licker...................:rolleyes:

Getting on my last nerve...:eek:

[nsd_user663_2826]

pmsl... wtf? :confused:

I know Mojo - I'm confused too - everyone knows we've already had sex!!

Whats that?

They didn't?:eek:

Whoops ..... sorry

[nsd_user663_2629]

hes not been well - we are all worried about him

[nsd_user663_2826]

cword is just such an a**e licker...................

Getting on my last nerve...:

*Presses alert and waits for the Undercover Mod to appear* ;)

[nsd_user663_2695]

*Presses alert and waits for the Undercover Mod to appear* ;)

appears as requested............................

wanker..........................

[nsd_user663_2743]

appears as requested............................

wanker..........................

oh s**t

its Gary the mod :eek:

we are doomed

[nsd_user663_2629]

OK, none the wiser, but will carry on regardless :rolleyes:

who are u calling regardless :confused:

[nsd_user663_2695]

oh s**t

its Gary the mod :eek:

we are doomed

not doomed darling, banned.............................................:eek:

[nsd_user663_2743]

not doomed darling, banned.............................................:eek:

god i love it when you talk dirty ;)

[nsd_user663_2826]

You bunch of SPAMMERS

and you've only just noticed? LOL

[nsd_user663_2695]

You bunch of SPAMMERS

we know........................

1433

[nsd_user663_2695]

I take it your the size 11 then Gary :confused:.... ;)

a little personal i think................

Just big enough..........ok!!!

[nsd_user663_2614]

Oh my ****ing good god, what are you lot like, this is better than corrie lol

[nsd_user663_2826]

this is better than corrie

*Casts Jude as Vera Duckworth*

[nsd_user663_2743]

*Casts Jude as Vera Duckworth*

thanks

(its better than no chin Gail ) :rolleyes:

i would be a good Carla!

[nsd_user663_2783]

*Casts Jude as Vera Duckworth*

Are you Norris then?;):p

[nsd_user663_2826]

Are you Norris then?

I'm more a Liam type character actually Hilda..... ;)

[nsd_user663_2743]

Are you Norris then?;):p

pmsl..........cword is norris!!!

[nsd_user663_2743]

do a corrie list

cword......Norris

John........Roy Cropper

Gary.......Fat bloke who runs the kebab shop

Cosmos...ken Barlow

Mojo....Kevin Webster

[nsd_user663_2826]

Or an Eastenders List

Jude - Heather

Jan - Peggy

Barbara - Dot

Maddy - Wellard:eek:

[nsd_user663_2783]

I'm more a Liam type character actually Hilda..... ;)

You haven't seen my murial have you?

[nsd_user663_2743]

pmsl...^^

emmerdale

Cword.....Sam dingle

John......Zak dingle

Gary.....Paddy the vet

Mojo.....Pollard

Cosmos....Alan Turner

[nsd_user663_2826]

You haven't seen my murial have you?

Nor do I want to you dirty old bat!!! :eek:

;)

[nsd_user663_2783]

Nor do I want to you dirty old bat!!! :eek:

;)

Why not it's got fantastic scenery!!!

Look what I found

nosmokingday.org.uk/forum/p...

I thought I'd lost 'em!!

[nsd_user663_2826]

nosmokingday.org.uk/forum/p...

I thought I'd lost 'em!!

I couldn't give a flying duck....

I said I couldn't give a.....

ah please yourself....:mad:

[nsd_user663_2783]

I couldn't give a flying duck....

I said I couldn't give a.....

ah please yourself....:mad:

Oooo that's not nice (goes out of door weeping)

[nsd_user663_2826]

goes out of door weeping

*Shuts it and turns the key*

[nsd_user663_2783]

*Shuts it and turns the key*

Have I upset you Mr CW or is it just "get at Jan day":confused::p

[nsd_user663_2629]

pmsl...^^

emmerdale

Cword.....Sam dingle

John......Zak dingle

Gary.....Paddy the vet

Mojo.....Pollard

Cosmos....Alan Turner

now ur talkin my language - pmsl u cant call mojo pollard!!! more like ely rolf

[nsd_user663_3076]

is it just "get at Jan day"

Ohhhhh

* Joins queue *

[nsd_user663_2743]

now ur talkin my language - pmsl u cant call mojo pollard!!! more like ely rolf

how about Shadrack!

[nsd_user663_2629]

Now thats just mean - but if there's a cain lurking out there then were talkin :cool:

[nsd_user663_2981]

*spammer* :mad::(:cool:

[nsd_user663_2783]

Ohhhhh

* Joins queue *

Now that's just being cheeky!!!!;):p

[nsd_user663_2931]

Well its like this man I gave up innit and I got da job done. I ain't no nic slave no more an' its just the bee knees 'cos now I can run a whole yard wivout gettin' outta breath and its just great and fab and kewl. I can also take da rubbish out without stopping 2 or 3 times for a sit down as me lungs weren't what they used to be but now its a different story as I can take de rubbish out wiv only one stop. how wicked is dat man? Yeah I am da man! Who's the daddeh? Oh and don't be callin' me no spammer man cos I don't like spam. spam is fattening man and is only fit for pig slop. i always bust da key that comes wif the spam tin and den I cant open the damn tin cos I bust da key innit and its a right bugga when it does that 'cos then i have to use a shart knife innit and I hurt meself sometimes and it aint good. oh i already tried the tin opener but dat dont work innit cos the opener doesnt reach down far enoug so dat is why i 'ave to use a knife.

Yours, Krad

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