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Just for fun tips (or maybe a good ideas anyway...)

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When you crave to smoke and struggle to stay on top, you may find the following 10 tips helpful.

1. Pick up the telephone and pretend you're having a discussion with somebody about the benefits of installing a hot tub/jacuzzi in your/their garden. Tell them they can come round when it isn't done.

2. Keep a bag of ripe peaches handy and practice being a juice extractor by squeezing them as hard as you can.

3. Try the same thing with half a pound of butter.

4. Run up and down the stairs ten times shouting 'Look at me - I'm a squirell - I can run'. If you live in a flat - just run from room to room looking on top of the wardrobes.

5. Tell your children to be as noisy as they like and tell them that you want to join in the fun.

6. Be more noisy than your children.

7. Have a contest in the garden to see who can throw an ordinary Tescos/Sainsburys/whichever carrier bag the furthest.

8. Stick a dummy cigarette/inhalator in your mouth and hold the end of it saying to everybody 'Elementary my dear Watson' whenever they speak to you.

9. Annoy your family by taking the TV remote control and making jabbing motions and muttering at the microwave.

10. Build a tower made of Walkers crisps. Then fire rubber bands at it with sound effects.

But above all - do not smoke anything.

:D

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Some really great ideas. Thats made my day, thanx.

xxxx Pupalup xxxxx:)

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So that's carry on as usual then....:p Sounds like me on a good day;) :o

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Here's another top tip.

stand on your hands until the urges pass or do cart-wheels up and down the garden:)

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down and out today

Just at the low point today. .....cravings have been off/on and like a bad misquito buzzing in my ear. Where the hell is the bug spray when u need it? Alright folks. I need some haha's so send em this way please!

Thanks

Love ya's

Cindy

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hehe

ah thanks fer the tips lol

just been rolling with laughter hahaha

thanks again :D

xxxx

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Ooooh bagsy i do the walkers crisp thingy its bogof for 18 multi pack in sainsburys !! i got loads!!

Wow beats my going for a walk or reading a book! :D

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I know this thread is old, but I just read it and its genius!:D

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I know this thread is old, but I just read it and its genius!:D

looks like it could have been written by you:D same sense of humor

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