I have just taken a very confused dog for a walk as I couldn't sleep. The dog is now flat out and snoring, me - i'm still wide awake. It was raining as I walked, and soooo quiet outside, rather eerie in places. BUT, as nice as the walk was, I need to be asleep, aaagh.
It is now 2.15 am and I am starting to feel hungry from the walk and fresh air. Do I go in search of a nibble or not? What can I nibble that I won't regret? Poop Poop Poop!!!!!!!!!
No, I'm not going to do it. If I open the fridge I know I will crumble. It is calling to me, the cheesebox is doing the dance of delight....... The breadbin is whispering sweet nothings in my ear........ Aaagh Poop Poop Poop........ Stop. I can do this, I can resist.
I am going to have a cup of tea and a dry cream cracker, then I am going to try and get some sleep 😩