Ok so... I dry humped my other half, hugged my friend and put a tampon in. I ate a load of pies so my stomach has grown!! Am I pregnant?! #sarcasm!!!!
OMG!!!: Ok so... I dry humped my other... - Pregnancy and Par...
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I'm in the same boat too, my fiancé looked at me 5 minutes ago and now I can feel movement in my stomach. Worried I could be pregnant...
ARGH!!!!!!!! >:{
Oh My God! Ur defo pregnant u need to see ur doctor ASAP! It could be triplets cuz of u eating the pies too :/ lmao!!
Ahhh sorry ive not replied girls... ive been training my pet pig to fly... she is called rasher and her skin is sky-blue pink with yellow dots on!!
LOL, i bet some people still wont get what ur being sarcastic about and will still post AM I PREGNANT!!!!
*titter*
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