yes I am 36 weeks tomorrow and much of this is sounding horribly familiar.
I too have been waking myself up by snoring soooo loudly, my partner has long since banished me to the spare room! I panic if I don't have a packet of orange rennies by the bed. I love spicy food and that's a real no-no! As for the performance of it all, the careful arrangement of the pillows, the flailing around to move, the constant needing a wee in the night... I can't blame the OH...
Now in the last 2 days it's been a new sleeping disaster - massive bouts of braxton hicks, so I've been woken up by my bump deciding to clamp itself round the poor little blighter. only way to get rid of it is to get up and walk around. starting to get serious suitcases under my eyes!!
I've just read a post from some other ladies that suggests it gets better in a week or so, but poor you Melisastar, sounds like you're a few weeks further out and having a particularly bad time... xx