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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... 😭😭😭😭😭😒😒😒😒

and all just because of a stupid police officer...

The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

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Lolo

Great

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elaineinqueens

Too funny!!! Great punchline!!

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daveh121

Looks like you have pulled out of your funk after the mowing episode.

Nice to have this side of you back.

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agapepilgrim

You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut🀣🀣🀣🀣

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TexasLawman in reply to agapepilgrim

No, because my life would be boring.

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agapepilgrim in reply to TexasLawman

Isn’t that the truth! I’ve kept my life interesting by loving to debate (course most people I debate tell me I am arguing, especially the hubby). Nope, if I am speaking calmly and logically with plenty of proven facts it’s a debate, not argument. 🀣🀣

Too witty

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bxrmom

That was great! lol

Kitsey profile image
Kitsey

Wonderful!

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2littletime

Funny, but maybe watch those counter questions..hahaha

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rjoneslaw

funny

jorrell profile image
jorrell

I have always found that "Honest Occifer, I'm not drunk as you think I am." If you do it correctly, the Occifer will haul you to the office for a drunk test, and a drug test that all come back negative. They drive you back to your car after a few good cups of coffee and you are good to go. It's all about coffee! The Donuts don't hurt either, especially Krispy Kreme!

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mrsmike9

That's a good one!!!

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Sandydemop

LOL

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janetb1968

What a plonker! Xxxx πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³ but too funny as well xxxxx

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Smithnova

Great come back. Good luck in court.

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jorrell

The only one that has worked for me: (Officer) Do you know why I pulled you over? (Me) No, but I am certain you will tell me. (Officer) I'll cut out his obscene comment but I was tailgating. (Me) My apologies Officer, I am very distracted today. (Officer) I'll run your license and came back with a written warning. We part ways and I drive home, my wife is standing in the driveway with her arms crossed and mad as heck!

It turns out I got away with it by the officer... I didn't know that he was also in the Humane Society with my wife, so he called her and ratted on me. Dealing with a ticket would have been far easier for me!

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