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More daft signs to make you smile.

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Hi fellow Lupies hoping you are all keeping as well as can be.

Here are some more signs to hopefully bring a smile to your lovely faces.

Wonderful signs in English from Around the World

In a Bangkok Temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail Lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor's Office, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a Cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS, IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo Bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich:

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A Laundry in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

And finally, seen in an Abu Dhabi shop window:

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.

I hope you’ve enjoyed them. Love and hugs as always 💕🤗😘 Spotty xx

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😆👏😂😂 Oh Spotty those are hilarious

So pleased you enjoyed them Suzannah. 👍🏻👍🏻

These are are so funny Spotty , I needed a laugh 😂 not too hard though mind, it still hurts to laugh 🙈We used to see a lot of funny ones in Kenya too!

Thanks for sharing 🥰💕xxx

So pleased you enjoyed them Diane 👍🏻 and I hope they didn’t do you any harm whilst you recovering.😁 Aah, lovely Kenya. The funny signs just add to the enjoyment of that lovely country. 🥰 Take care 🤗😘xx

Indeed they do, my brother often sends me amusing signs/shop signs 😂Take care too 💕🥰🌸🔆xxx

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤗😘💕🐣xx

When we went on a training course in the Bavarian Alps there was a car repair/ garage opposite the entrance for the main shopping area. It had it’s name above it in huge letters “WANKER”. I sniggered every time I went past it, like a schoolgirl. My aunt was North Walian and Welsh was her first language. There was a car parked outside her house and she said “who belongs to that car outside?” And I’m sure any Welshies on here will have heard that famous sentence “whose coat is that jacket?”

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Bowenlady

Haha, wouldn’t fancy leaving my car with that car repair shop! I’ve heard that expression in the Scottish Highlands too “Who belongs to this?” When a lost item is held up for example. Must be a Celtic thing! 😉😆xx

Hahaha, made my day.

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Babsy2

And you saying that has made mine. Glad you enjoyed them. 👍🏻x

Thank you so much for giving me proper belly laughs on this dull wet morning! Liz x

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Spotty-ewe in reply to C-aches

So glad you enjoyed them Liz. We need a laugh especially on a dull day. Xx

😹😹👍Thanks for the chuckles Spotty 🤗💜🌈😽😽xx

So pleased they gave you a chuckle Kat.👍🏻👍🏻 Keep smiling Doll 😄🤗😘💕💐🐑xx

Oh Spotty you’ve had me in stitches this morning - where do you find all these signs? Drop your trousers here for the best results - thought just really made me chuckle xxx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to svfarmer

Haha, yes some were real crackers. My sister in Australia sent me this last batch and a friend in America the previous batch. I’m still keeping an eye open for any more funnies in UK too. 🤞 Enjoy your day SV. 🤗😘Xx

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svfarmer in reply to Spotty-ewe

🙏🤗❤️

Utterly hilarious

I’m so pleased you enjoyed them. 👍🏻👍🏻

🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Oh my lovely Spotty…what giggles these gave me.

Much needed too as life is very hard atm.

Sending you big fluffy hugs and sister kisses 😘 plus my prayers 🙏🕊 and my love. ♥️😍

EJ

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Spotty-ewe in reply to honeybug

Aww, Honeybug, I really enjoyed the warm hugs and kisses on such a miserable wet day.🥰 And your prayers are always much appreciated. Thank you. Love, hugs and kisses right back to you. 💕🤗😘🙏🏻💐🐣xxx

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honeybug in reply to Spotty-ewe

Most welcome love 🥰🤗♥️🙏🕊😍🤝💕

These are fantastic spotty, thanx so much for sharing them. Really got my smiles going this am which was needed. Keep safe Xx😍❤🤗

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Spotty-ewe in reply to misty14

That is lovely to know they made you smile despite the pain you are suffering, poor Misty. 👍🏻👍🏻 Just less than 2 weeks to go now for your overdue and much needed injection. Hang in there! I hope all goes well with your GP appt tomorrow too. 🙏🏻 I’ll be thinking of you. Keep smiling lovely Misty. 🤗😘💕xxx

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misty14 in reply to Spotty-ewe

Thanx so much for remembering spotty. I really appreciate that so much. Ive started a message to you so watch this space before Easter. Hugs. Xx🐣❤

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Spotty-ewe in reply to misty14

Thanks Misty. I’ll look forward to hearing how you get on with your GP but just when you feel up to it - no rush. Take care. 🤗😘💖Xx

Hi Spotty,

Had a great laugh while going through a bad flare. Laughter really is the best medicine and it’s wonderful warm people like you that keep us smiling even when you’re in pain too. God bless you. If people were more like you, this world would be a better place to live!

Good Health,

Love Wolf_1 🐺🦋💖💤

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Wolf_1

Aww thank you so much Wolf for your very kind words. It brings me great pleasure to share anything I enjoy with others in the hope that it makes them smile or, even better, laugh. That’s my pick me up😁 and takes my mind off my own problems. I feel quite emotional reading your response. Thank you Wolf and God bless you too. If any more fun signs come my way I’ll be sure to share them. 😉 Take care and I pray your flare settles very soon. 🙏🏻 🤗😘💕🐑xxxx

Aaaaa, dear Spotty, these do bring on the three B,s knees of laughter. Big ,Brimming ,Bountiful. SMILES!!! Thank you so much for the pick me up,s, love them. And I promise to only pick from my own grave,Lol. Hope you are well and having some spring bloom's there my dear friend. Much love and blessings to you and all. The stormy sunshine xxxx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to thestorm

Hello dear Stormy, I’m SO pleased these brought a big brimming smile to your lovely face. I hope you are recovering from your op. Please let me know how you are feeling now. Love to you, hubby and the huggable Storm. 🤗😘🙏Xxxx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🤪🤣🤣🤣🥺🤪Have I gone loooooopie here?

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Suvi8901

Haha, you certainly have.😉 Join the club! 🤣🤣

All of these brought tears to my eyes!🤣🤣🤣 Fabulous funnies Spotty - keep posting!

So pleased you enjoyed them HW. 👍👍 I’m keeping my eyes peeled for more. 🤞 Take care. Xxxx

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