INTERNATIONAL CARROT DAY....honest it is-----any funny carrot jokes/stories?

[MrsValentine]

My daughter called me last night on my newly found mobile and asked

HOW do I cook carrotts...YES she did. I have failed as a mother? honest I did teach l her basic cooking skills.

she was making a meal for her boyfriend (who is quite fussy) and was making real carrots...you know the ones with dirt on them and u wash, scrape and cook on cooker!?

He has always had packet carrotts...VERDICT he s carrotts he had ever tastedaid they were the BEST....well done daughter

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A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. He says: " Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me!" The doctor thinks for a while, and finally says "bingo! I know what's wrong with you!" The patient says "Really? What is it?". "You're not eating right."

Well some to your daughter too

[hamble99b]

what did one snowman say to his fellow snowmen?

"can anyone else smell carrot?"

[Fibrofoggiest]

Won't attempt a joke cos she gets half way through and then forgets the punch line ........duh

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[ladymoth]

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft b**ger, I want it chewin' a bone!"

OK, I know it's the wrong sort of carrot, but I thought it might do!

Moffy x