Dame Moffy invited Summerlite and Gins to her Volunteers Dressing room for afternoon tea.
Both accepted eagerly........ Unfortunately neither of them realised Moffy was an actual Dame ( stolen title,,,, don't ask) and naturally both thought Moffy was a Pantomime dame. So they dressed accordingly , and then to make matters worse they both turned up in the same outfit..!!!!! Talk or or more importantly try to get out of that with dignity girls!!!!!! Hehehehehehe
VG 
Excellent picture of my friend Summerlite in her costume I usually go as the horse but I thought it was rather corse so went as a cows behind to take the curtain - applause ra ra (good job I where a bra never managed to bend so far in years - there will be tears at dawn - who is dawn is it you summerlite?
VG is reprehensible not to worry she is wearing see monsters costume we will get her later xgins
As usual,brain fog struck when deciding my costume! I sent out my eld
est to pick me up a little animal print number and back he came with this! No time to change it, I popped it on and hoped my bum didn't look too big in it...
Gins a bit of lippy, a flick of mascarra and a jingle of bling and I reckon we could carry this look off...Sx
we can carry any loook off we choose we are the gels!xgins
But how are you going to drink your afternoon tea????? Or munch on those lovely cream cakes Moffy has an endless supply of........
Oh I know .... I,ll eat them for you
Yummmmmmm!!!!
No just come with us the magic word is share and anywat Moffy always makes too many 
xgins
Wonderful! Four legs are better than two, and two heads are better than ... hang on a minute! No head! How shall we put this cow out to grass?
I hope those two aren't smoking in there - and I don't know how they're going to manage the lovely afternoon tea I've made for them - maybe I'd better eat it all myself.
What's this about you in a monster costume VG? Will you be a 'Verygrumpasaurus'
Summerlite, your bum doesn't look big in that outfit - but why do you need two bums? Hehe!
Dame Moffy x
Shhhhhhh that's tomorrow's thread 
VG, your pictures are usually excellent - spot on for the topic of the day. But today, I fear, that you have lost your marbles. That picture looks nothing like a dog of any kind, much less a great dane!
xx
Oh you noticed it is a dane with a difference xgins
I think it's official Kaz, our very own VG has finally well and truly lost her own plot lol!
Wonderful tale, yet another one, always a joy to read and guaranteed a giggle for us all! Bless you VG xxxx
I think it is lunch time sorry very hellish morning going for chips xgins way naughty but wonderful
I know but it was yum tidelde yumtious . I now give my cream cake to VG was the cream cake a danish? oh I am so slow
xgins
Did someone mention Dolph Lundgren, he's a Dane isn't he, oops it was Gins mentioning Danish Pastries, got me thinking . . . . . . . 
Oh, Golly Gosh - it's munchtime - I wondered why I was so hungry >>> off for a sarnie - see yez later folks!
Moffy xxx
Just pass me all the goodies ,, summerlite and Gins are never going to undo the zip of their identical cow bottoms so I shall just have to eat their share....Moffy I can hear a lot of heavy breathing ..., could you open the zip at little so they can breathe.... But not enough so they can grab the goodies
VG x
Oh so that is the real reason they are like that. You sent them both their outfits so you could eat all the food.
Well having spent most of the day trussed up and worrying about the size of my rear end, I have finally disengaged from my new bf, aka Gins, and left her to keep her end up!! Whether or not I will ever walk upright again is yet to be decided. But I know I'll make sure I read my invitation at least ten times before I decide on my 'outfit'. It's another case of 'what the eyes read but the brain hears'. Ah well that's another fibro induced 'performance', you could call it a real pantomime...Think I'm well off animal print for a while too...Any cakes left Moffy? Think my blood sugars are low from all that bending...S x
Quick Summer stand up grab the cakes and exit left gracefully before Moffy decides to use you as a footstool
VG x
In the kitchen furiously beating cake mix and cream to keep up with demand!
I have also made a nice hot chilli con carne and a cheese n'onion flan, too if anyone's interested.
Phew! I have these occasional baking fits - I think it's a symptom of being an Old Dame!
xxx
I was just thinking wasn't that a card game but I think I am thinking of old maid .... I,ll just slip into something seductive ... In case you have jonny depp Sean bean or any other admirers there and be right round for the cheese and onion flan....
Ps has gins realised summer has slipped off with the cakes and are you using gins as a footstool?
Yours in a sort, of wondering mood,,,,
VG x
No, Prince H. has got his feet on gins - I think she's enjoying it, tho'!
I've hidden the flan, so we can eat it all. It's loverly, made with double cream ... yummy yummy!
As for those cakes - where's me cakes? Yes, Summer's pinched 'em!
Moffy DBE xx
Ha she is a quick learner ... Good for her
No fair don't like chili can't have cheese soooo its time to play hunt ladymoths flan yummy now where to look first. Summer have you eaten all the cakes .
Pip appeal - great news!
The wedding of the year and you are all invited
