A quick Christmas chuckle!

A quick Christmas chuckle!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

1. Compliment her,

2. cuddle her,

3. kiss her,

4. caress her,

5. love her,

6. stroke her,

7. tease her,

8. comfort her,

9. protect her,

10. hug her,

11. hold her,

12. spend money on her,

13. wine & dine her,

14. buy things for her,

15. listen to her,

16. care for her,

17. stand by her,

18. support her,

19. go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

1.Show up naked. .

2.Bring beer.:)

HOW TO IMPRESS A FIBROMITE:

1. All of the above.

2 Find a cure and b***** fast!

Happy Kisstlemas everyone!

Love, Moffy ... who has been at the sherry (hic) xxxxx

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  • issch bwilliunt Moffy,

    sandra.

  • Love it haha

    Wish you harmony and peace and hope a not too painful xmas day

    God bless xxx

    Caroline xx

  • Oh that's really made me laugh....thanx!! Well Christmas lunch went without a hitch, had lots of help from my daughter and her partner while me and little 4 month old Rhys sat and watched it all!!! Now some me time with a diet coke and a ciggie (!) Merry Christmas everyone!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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