This is for Fibromepainlss. Thought you might like this. Found it funny.

I am a wee little fairy;

On top o' the Christmast Tree

It's no' a job I fancy

Well how would you like to be me,

A Tarted up wee Tinsel

It's enough to make you boak

An a couple o' jaggy branches

Rammed up the back of your frock

And these wee lights o roon me

I canna get my sleep

An' there's the early visit

Fae Santa - big fat creep;

On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here

While your awiring in

and naebody, say " hey you up there

Could you go o' slug o'gin

The Christmas Trees a bonny sight

as the fire lights softly flickers

But think o' me - I'm stuck up here

With Needles in me knickers.

Found this hilarious to chear us all up this Xmas.xxx

Ha ha nicked it off FB.

[Hidden]

Very funny

[Sorebones]

I've not heard that one before! Brilliant. Poor wee fairy. So long as she doesn't cause a stoushie on Christmas Day 🐸

[Hidden in reply to Sorebones]

Ouch a bit of prickly heat me thinks lol

[Fibromepainless in reply to Hidden]

geed wee poem that is, poor wee fairy, ouch x

[Hidden in reply to Fibromepainless]

Poor little wee hen has a prob with her. Oh shite can't think tonight will come tomorrow . Xx I wi lol co me back morro ha hopefully

[Hidden]

Sorry can't think all of a sudden gone blank going to take tabs and go bed so sorry

[TheAuthor]

Absolutely bloomin love it! Thank you for sharing x