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Oops In the beginning was laughter (there was also a piccy couldn't get to work this morn)

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When God created

Adam and Eve, He said:

I only have two gifts:

One is the art of peeing standing ...

And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:

ME!, ME!, ME!,

I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!

Look, it will make my life substantially easier.

Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.

Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.

He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and

bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...

Well, he would not stop showing off.

God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:

What is the other gift? '

God answered:

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

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Lucyhobbit

I love it :D

Nice one Gins. That is Oh so true of men. My 2 think the only reason for a toilet block is to give them something to aim at :P

heheheheeheheh very good :D

Morning gins how are you this gusty grey morning? :)

:) xxxsianxxx :)

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RobertaWorthing

Oh, so that's the way it happened, I'd often wondered!

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Fibrofoggiest

So good and so true :-)

Foggy x

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sophie22

Love it !!!!!!

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Morning sophie

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TheAuthor

Uh! Well I say, if that is not sexism of the highest and funniest order?

Who am I kidding, it's all true!

Take care

Ken x x x x

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fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor

Come on Ken, let's fight our corner :P

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TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger

Yeah! I'm with you my friend! These women are terrible, I don't just pee my name into the sand, I can pee it in the snow also! So there you women!

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fenbadger

Don't eat the yellow snow :P

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TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger

Oh no! I'd wish you had of told me that sooner!

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lilian68

very funny had a real good laugh so did my husband .

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