Comedy Corner Caption Contest

[fenbadger]

Prize is to join us tomorrow on the cream tea outing to Portland Bill. This photo was taken at the other end of the peninsula near an old quarry on an icy March day. It just tickled my laughing bones.

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well he looked stone cold so I thought a scarf might help.

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Hehehehe. The number of "he"s in that is no indicator of prize giving leader board.

I'm sure the culprit thought much the same. How are you today, Sue?

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Aching a bit now the house is tidy. how about you?

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Grand, actually thanks. The flare's quite gone, returned to background pain, which is a plus.

Hope you don't run out of spoons for tomorrow.

Gentle hugs and a scone shaped hot water bottle for the ache.

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

The cat and the duvet reminded me of "how to give a cat a pill" If you have never come accros this before google it.I is funny

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

I got the duvet one from Sarah Kennedy on Radio 2 many eons ago I'll have to look up that one, Sue, but busy with the coach trip at the mo - thanks

[TheAuthor in reply to Hidden]

hehehehehe! very funny!

[hamble99b]

"not the cure I meant when I said I had a problem with wind - I need rennies!"

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Oh I finally got it, must be a bit thick this morning er afternoon. Good afternoon Sandra. I am with it now sue

[Hidden]

What you all don't know is that without the scarf my head falls off

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hey! I've been told red is in this season

[hamble99b]

local newspaper report

"Red Scarf Cures Stiff Neck!"

[Ginsing]

Very good

xgins

[Fibrofoggiest]

"I was out cold and woke after my stag night to find this red thing round my neck, better than being left naked though "

(Sorry not a great one )

[fenbadger in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Not bad though. I've just thought of one. There was a comedy song many years ago

"your red scarf matches your eyes"

Don't suppose I'm allowed to enter my own comp

[fenbadger in reply to fenbadger]

No you're not go back to the Sett

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I feel a like bard wearing this...........

Oo're yonder

you watch with wonder

me...... all alone

cutting stone

xxxsianxxx

[hamble99b]

"I was drunk when I chose this red scarf - I normally go for navy blue when

I'm stone-cold sober!"

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I asked for a promotion................

........................ they gave me a scarf and a pedestal

[jillylin]

Darn Fibrofog. I must be stoned.

[Shazzzy]

The Red Cross, for everyone.!

[fenbadger]

Oh, I gave you 2 scarves for Christmas. Didn't you like the other one?

[TheAuthor]

United ..... United ...... Come on you Reds ......

[TheAuthor]

Ring ..... Ring ..... Ring .....

'Hello. Trumpton Fire Station?' 'Whats that?' 'A red scarf stuck on a statue, right away'.

'Pu, Pu, Barley, McGrew, Cuthburt, Dibble Grub!'

[Hidden in reply to TheAuthor]

Half man half biscuit............ back in the DHSS again! ..................... Trumpton riots

LOL

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Now who's showing their ages, Ken and Sian

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

you too obviously!!

LOLOL have you picked up the magic bus I left you yet?

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Hehehe. Oh yes, I'd forgotten it was a double decker. Fortunately I learned on one.. And the Beatles are coming with their Magical Mystery tour,.

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Brilliant