Virtual Olympics

[wildwoman]

Hi all, we,ve had a lot of fun devising virtual Olympics for ourselves, would you like to join in? Lots of medals up for grabs! I put this first under questions, so have a look if you want a laugh!

[Hidden]

how about pole vaulting with crutches or javelin throwing with walking sticks/

[wildwoman]

Nice one, can we sharpen the end of the walking stick to make a good weapon? Feeling a bit war like today. How about speed skating in slippers? Xx

[fenbadger in reply to wildwoman]

Curling - with traditional hair curlers. Curling tongs will just melt the ice

[fenbadger in reply to wildwoman]

Actually use tongs if you're feeling warlike

[fenbadger]

Strop throwing. I know I'm good at that

[nedd]

Gurning. I am sure my face has set into a countenance that will frighten the evil cats.

[fenbadger in reply to nedd]

I'll just smile. . .

I have a badge that says, "When I smile like this, you need to be seriously worried"

[wildwoman in reply to fenbadger]

Love this! Xx

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Why doesn't that surprise me!!

[Hidden]

Every one gets to throw A TOSs into a cess pit. who ever throws the farthest gets their benefits without the third degree.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Is that burns from the torture sue??

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Hi Zeb it wasn`t Atos I had to see it was Capita and it was going great, until they threw me out See earlier post sue

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Ah!! which post? just woke up

[Hidden]

Unsympathetic relative/friend tossing (like the caber type of tossing I mean!!!!)

[Hidden]

Pet curling? Did anyone see the YouTube clip going round a couple of days ago with the cat curling? My cat would have loved that!

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Hidden]

^^*> let's hope it was one of the ones whose stolen my mamma serve him right. Ggrrroooowwwllll

[fenbadger in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Is that you Foggy? We're missing you. Don't reply direct to this, My lines are being tapped.

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

No that was Mr B growling has anyone seen Foggy has she been rescued yet? I was spiked they put something in my tea so I ended up napping

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

They're learning. . . Can you get some undercover fluffies on the task ?

[fenbadger]

Longest chain of public transport for ATOS appointment. Mine was 3 buses and a train.

[fenbadger]

Longest chain of public transport for ATOS appointment. Mine's a pretty good start with 3 buses and a train. ON A SUNDAY

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Are the buses and trains running on a Sunday?

[Hidden]

By bus- car to the bottom of the hill so that we have means to get back up it- Bus to 5 ways B ham- Bus to Atos- sprint across dual carrage way, I wouldn`t stand a chance. squashed sue...........to Capita by car-. Parking outside door very nice gent to show you in and help you along the corridor. Atos have no parking at all.

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

There were but lot terribly useful. 2 hrs for a 12 mile journey. And one bus in 4 is either late or missing. Great when its the last of the day or 2 hourly Sunday service.

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Ask them about help paying for a taxi. you will probably need a note from your doctor. worth a try. good luck

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

That's the trouble. Will they accept it ? Had an argument about the fare as it was