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joke [from a church paper]

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A man walked up to the chilled deli counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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Ginsing

that is a cheese tickler lol

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sue32

Very good!!! LOL!! XXX

Very chucklesome indeed :D

xxx

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debholt60

A cracker joke lol

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