MORNING MORNING ONLY THREE SLEEPS HURRAH I hear you all cry this little en devour will be done tomorrow!

[Ginsing]

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

11 drummers drumming (what a noise rat a tat tat (

Mummy what are Hippies for?

Darlin to keep your leggies up!!

Why did the mummy go on holiday?

To unwind of course!

So here we are about to meet the barrage of Holiday adverts where will you dream off or are you like me. By the time I have worked out the room I really want, the excursions I fancy, how to get to the airport now I add these all together plus the week I would like which is high season well No holiday unless you are a millionaire!! Still I dream of water azure blue and sun gently warming me.

Dont forget today to rest in readyness for the festivities!

xxgins

[Fibrofoggiest]

Hi gins, I'm busy resting having had a bad night, but thought I would give you some more cringe-worthy offerings

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
......

Mistle-toad!

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?
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Noël Coward!

Groans again and goes to hide in a cupboard (in my pop up memory foam igloo of course )

Foggy x