Morning I Bring You delight and Christmas cheer It is only 4 sleeps Way to go!

[Ginsing]

Happy Christmas to All my friends on the site.

Oh the Holy & the Ivy No wrong one

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?

Just One ut she changes it into a Toad!

There was a young Lady from Luton

Who purchased a bed called a Futon

Each night she retired

Oddly attired

With a shirt and a tie and a suit on!

What's two thirds of 99?

The ice-cream man's profit!!

What do you call a Monster with no Neck?

The lost Neck Monster

Whats big and yellow and eats rocks?

A big yellow rock eater

I realise you are all thinking I have lost the plot - aren't you?- Well could be right ! lots to do today So Have a good day bright and smiley xxgins

[haribo36]

Good afternoon gins,well actually I thought that you had lost the plot a long time ago lol Hope you get everything done that needs doing today xxx

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Cheeky H!!! but yeah I'd agree with you.............. hahhhahahah

............... boinging off before gins catches me LOL

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Good afternoon gins and thankyou for the daily festive jokes and cheer, once upon a time I'd have followed it with beer can't even have a glass of wine, never mind tomato soup is fine

xxxsianxxx

[bluebell10]

afternoon ginns i love reading yr jokes,i just cleaned my bathroom while hubby's out or he won't let me do it & now im in quite a bit of pain so thought id look on here,thanx ginns you really cheer me up :)x