Happy Christmas to All my friends on the site.
Oh the Holy & the Ivy No wrong one
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Just One ut she changes it into a Toad!
There was a young Lady from Luton
Who purchased a bed called a Futon
Each night she retired
With a shirt and a tie and a suit on!
What's two thirds of 99?
The ice-cream man's profit!!
What do you call a Monster with no Neck?
The lost Neck Monster
Whats big and yellow and eats rocks?
A big yellow rock eater
I realise you are all thinking I have lost the plot - aren't you?- Well could be right ! lots to do today So Have a good day bright and smiley xxgins