AND HERE'S ONE FOR ELECTION DAY... A little boy asks his father, “What is politics, Dad?” His Dad answers, “Well son, look at it this way, I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother runs the house, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny we pay to help, we will call the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense
.” The boy goes to bed thinking about it. That night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him and finds he has a very dirty nappy. He goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep alone. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Her door is locked so he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with her. He gives up and goes back to bed.
Next morning at breakfast, he says to his father, “Dad, I understand politics now.” His father replies, “Good son, tell me what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit”
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PIP does anybody know if this is true 
