There was some upset at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral when the decorations were being prepared.
More specifically over the drawing pins used to put them up.
The upset was caused because a cheap Polish imported brand was used; people said the organizers should have supported British businesses. Apparently some people were so upset they threatened to go on hunger strike.
I thought we'd seen the end of the Pole Tacks Diets.
(OK, getting my coat ...