A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.
"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"
the shop assistant said "Sorry?"
" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"
shop assistant says in a loud voice
" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"
the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"
"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"
"Oh right" she says,
"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"
