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I got totally lied to by my cross training app.

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Today’s workout was called Opening Time... so I was all prepared to sit outside the pub waiting for it to open. I hit start, anticipating a brisk walk to the pub, wall sit and then some repeated lifting of 1 pound weights... the ones that get lighter as you got. Imagine my disappointment when instead I have to do some flexibility work!

Happy running guys

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Couchpotato2 profile image
Couchpotato2Graduate

Hmm wonder what it was due to open... does seem confusing! 💨

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Couchpotato2

Lots of hip work... when I was young “hip opener” meant vodka... times have changed 😂

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Couchpotato2Graduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

Quite! But it worked cos you did it!

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Kertesz in reply to UnfitNoMore

You could also be forgiven for thinking ‘hip opener’ meant the launch of a groovy new bar... 😂

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ButtercupKidGraduate in reply to Kertesz

😂😂

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Kertesz

😂

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Opening time to your fitness running UNM, not the pub, anyway tomorrow morning you will be at your junior parkrun as a marshall cheering on Miss UNM with her run. 🏃 😊

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to AlMorr

She’s having a lie in... she did the 5k instead this week

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AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

Excellent, she deserves a ïie in. 😊

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to AlMorr

So do I... but I’m on the volunteer list 😂

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate

Never trust an app... they lie.. all the time :)

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Oldfloss

😂

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ButtercupKidGraduate

So sue them 😂

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to ButtercupKid

Tempting!

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JogunlikelyGraduate

🤣🤣 I hope you had some Apple juice afterwards 😉

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Jogunlikely

Not got any... I think I do have some water flavoured with hops though... just the one Mrs Wembley

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JogunlikelyGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

Phew! Having nothing to imbibe would be disastrous 😱

Jundal profile image
JundalGraduate

That's just not cricket, that isn't. I'd sue.

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ButtercupKidGraduate in reply to Jundal

As in opening batsman ? No wonder he’s confused 😂

in reply to ButtercupKid

its just not cricket 🏏 is it.

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to ButtercupKid

Now I’m more confused 😂

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JundalGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

It's not cricket being 'thats not on' an old upper class colloquialism, used by top hatted toffs everywhere decades ago. Although the only top hat I'd wear would have to have flight goggles above he rim and be distinctly steam-punk in style.

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Jundal

I do have a purple top hat

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JundalGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

Then get thee away from me, foul toff! Should thouest become one of the steampunkers, then thou shalt be welcomed, until then...

BEGONE!

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ButtercupKidGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

I might have known it 😂

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Jundal

Trade descriptions 😂

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JundalGraduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

The discriber should be shot!

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Fabulous450Graduate

I’m not sure I’ll be opening NTC, but I need to get some of those weights all the same!! Good on you for handling the disappointment so well!! 😂😂😂❤️

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UnfitNoMoreGraduate in reply to Fabulous450

I remember the bbc truth about episode on getting fit had one exercise where you raise a hand weight and repeat until you can’t do it anymore... the people who did it preferred heavier weights... there was no difference between heavy or light weights when it came to fitness... but the weights in the pub would hurt less as you’re approaching exhaustion, so I think there could be a market for such weights... I’ve noticed that Tesco sell them 😂

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Fabulous450Graduate in reply to UnfitNoMore

😂

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Maddee_6333Graduate

Naughty app!

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