My current five stages of running

[ejvcruns]

1. OMG it's cold! What am I doing out here?

2. This is hard. Try to relax.

3. Scratch that. This is impossible. Soon I will fall down. How embarrassing.

4. This is not so bad. Go faster! Faster!

5. Wheeeeeeee! Oh, it's over.

Tra la la. Another 30 minutes! Zombies haven't caught me yet

[Fishypieface Graduate]

That's a runner's brain you've get there my dear, no doubt about it!!

[Whatsapp Graduate]

There is a quote, which in this case relates to a half-marathon, but could just as easily relate to a lot of distances:

"At mile 9, I thought I was dead. At mile 10, I wished I was dead. At mile 11, I knew I was dead. By mile 13.1, I realized I had become too tough to kill."

[Elfe5 Graduate]

Ha! Love it!! 😀

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate]

Wonderful!!! I love it... You definitely need a Number 6... Feeling amazing