Trifle😱

[Debbie698]

I had a lovely run round a park yesterday morning and then noticed a trifle sat all alone on a bench - that was rather comical🤣. Makes a change from running /tripping over an extended dog lead😱

[Mummycav Administrator Graduate]

😂😂😂😂

[Hidden]

Oh maybe his mate, strawberry pavlova didn't feel like a run today, and he had been dumped. That could make him a gooseberry fool! Sorry I will go home now...

[Sillyyak13 Graduate in reply to Hidden]

Gerrroffff

[rolysmate Graduate]

could be a trifle annoying

[Hidden in reply to rolysmate]

Orrible....

[Sillyyak13 Graduate in reply to rolysmate]

Oh God, kill me now. 😂

[Late-Starter Graduate]

Had it been desserted?

[Hidden in reply to Late-Starter]

Worse....

[Sillyyak13 Graduate in reply to Late-Starter]

Make it stop. Lol.

[Hidden]

Legs like jelly....

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Yuck, this has been over egged.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

This is truly eggscrutiating

[Irish-John Graduate]

Sigh....and as usual everyone ignored the poor bench...

😂

[Mummycav Administrator Graduate in reply to Irish-John]

😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to Irish-John]

Wood nt it be good if they'd spotted him.

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to Hidden]

He's "armless though

[Hidden in reply to Irish-John]

just twigged what you're on about...

[aliboo70 in reply to Irish-John]

And he's such an upright fellow! 😆

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to aliboo70]

Loves weightlifting I believe - has a Press named after him I'm told😮

[aliboo70 in reply to Irish-John]

That's how he has such strong arms eh?? And he can do loads of sit ups too!😆

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to aliboo70]

LOL

[Hidden in reply to Irish-John]

That is truly beyond the pale.... I have totally run out of puns for at least a month now

[aliboo70 in reply to Hidden]

Come on Jan!!😆branch out a bit!!

[Hidden in reply to aliboo70]

Leaf me alone? ...🍃

[aliboo70 in reply to Hidden]

I'll pack my trunk....... 🌳🙌👍

[Hidden in reply to aliboo70]

Think you're barking up the wrong tree..

Hedge your bets... good job this forum is privet.

[aliboo70 in reply to Hidden]

At this rate we'll be going til Christmas (Tree!)

Sigh!

***right I might have run out now too! Over to you Irishjohn!

Janwhoruns has used all the puns!! 😆

[Hidden in reply to aliboo70]

I'm bushed...

Have to sleep now. Gnight grandma, Jim bob, Mary Ellen....

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to aliboo70]

O(a)K Aliboo

[Sillyyak13 Graduate in reply to Hidden]

Thank God. Lol

[aliboo70 in reply to Irish-John]

Shame he's such a plank though!! Stained character too !😕😆

[Hidden in reply to aliboo70]

Oakay, Lime getting out of here. I'm pining for a change..

[aliboo70 in reply to Hidden]

Fir goodness sake! 😆

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate in reply to Irish-John]

Wooden you just know it

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate]

So..did you take it with you... pudding it into your bum-bag... or did you just dessert it x

[Hidden in reply to Oldfloss]

Oh old floss that was low....

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate in reply to Hidden]

I know.. someone had already used, dessert,

[Hidden in reply to Oldfloss]

Well you know you can't have your cake and eat it... sorry...

[Hidden in reply to Oldfloss]

but just desserts.... classic

[aliboo70 in reply to Oldfloss]

He's such a sweet thing! 😊

[Hidden in reply to Oldfloss]

Groaned out loud Oldfloss 😂

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to Oldfloss]

A rather...awkward...place for they hyphen there Oldfloss in asking where it may have been 'pud' 😰 LOL. 😁

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate in reply to Irish-John]

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate]

PS

The Trifle's Lament

I took a run out in the park,

When something caught my eye

A trifle sitting all alone, it gave a wistful sigh…..

“I’m feeling mighty lonely; my cream is going sour

I’m lonely and forgotten, left here for many an hour.

My custard’s going curdled… like jelly my inside

I overdid the sherry and I feel ill" ....It cried

"I've moaned to all the picnic food, they laughed so hard, it hurts

It serves you right… You hit the booze….

You got your Just Desserts! "

Hope your run was good though!

[Irish-John Graduate in reply to Oldfloss]

OUTSTANDING! 😂

[Debbie698 in reply to Oldfloss]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes it was!

[Mummycav Administrator Graduate in reply to Oldfloss]

Oooo...it's the new Pam Ayres!!!! Lol x

[Tricky2836]

😂😂 Brilliant Oldfloss

[Debbie698]

But I think I got more fun out of the trifle responses🤣

[skysue16 Graduate]

Brilliant everyone....I'm not clever enough to add anything to the mix of puns and word play! 😀👍

[Mummycav Administrator Graduate]

Hijacked post!!!!

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate]

We went a bit over the top on the responses... didn't we... see what you started... I am sorry the post got hi jacked

I hope the run was enjoyable and cannot wait to see what you spot next on your runs Are you on Week 4 now....?

Thanks for letting us go wild This is a great forum, isn't it!!

[Debbie698 in reply to Oldfloss]

Started week four this morning but see my post - damn heavy rain and I mean heavy🌫🌬💦

[Debbie698 in reply to Oldfloss]

It was hilarious reading all about poor little trifle👏