(Sunday) At present this is the outfit of choice to achieve tv stardom, but the camera may not catch my wondrous looks because of the sombrero rim. (It'll certainly not be just keks like that man yesterday though.)
In case you need to be told how I'll be achieving tv fame it's because I'm off to see the TdF. I will try to pick up some tips when the peloton passes. (Not to mention a souvenir pack of Yorkshire Thé.)
Still working on asking neighbour if I can borrow the bike. It's a bit fancy so answer could be no for fear I wreck suspension.