Lamentations continue after eating cake (with fingers cos Joey Essex ate the cake forks) and a glass of cold milk. Such torture surely cannot be withstood.
Sixty seconds short! I cannot believe it! No graduation for me. Party on without me. I shall make another attempt on Saturday afternoon. We did make excellent inroads into enemy ground though. Faramir took out the whole Neurology unit single-handed. Then Boromir and Eowyn took out Maxillofacial on the right flank. Eomer, Haldir and the Riders made a successful initial foray into Dermatology and Optometry. We're getting there my men, we will vanquish them, all they think they can throw at us we shall cast aside.
This is just a ruse to get me to make you another graduation video isn't it? Well it isn't going to work! Chariots of Fire was hard enough, I can't manage Finlandia or the 1812 Overture on the ocarina, it's only got 10 notes!!
Of course he's graduated. I had to bounce around on the spot for at least a minute waiting for the traffic lights on my graduation run. It happens!! Doz, you're a GRADUATE, CONGRATULATIONS!!
You have completed the 3 runs of W9. I'm sure you put in an extra minute here or there over the last 9weeks of the campaign. I think the tiny one minute short today had been balanced out. I would think all the troops will agree. You HAVE TRIUMPHED! Stop lamenting immediately and consume party goodies with gusto ...and Vimto( if you must!) Also am proffering comradely hugs for your perceived tragedy. (((Hug)))) Sire. X
You are a graduate! The fight is over. The defeat, although marred by those damned horseless carriages, is a defeat of the enemy nontheless. Let the celebrations go on. I am hot foot with a tin full of energy bars and homemade macaroons. Save me some coffee cake!
Be still my beating heart!! Have I just got a promotion?? I was NCO AncientMum yesterday. I'm touched and honoured. Pleeeeese tell me it wasn't a slip of the tongue ( or should that be mouse?)
It's gone. Didn't you notice it all around my face when I entered the tent! I'm sure Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning will run us up another if we ask nicely.
Sir, my very dear Sir, you did graduate and should celebrate. It is not as if you saw the enemy sharpening their bayonets and thought "trousers to this, I go forthwith back to Ops HQ half way through battle! You must get your shiny shiny badge and go for a celebratory battle run on Saturday.
Listen to Second Lieutenant Speedy Gonzalez, I mean Miles_Yonder. He's talking much sense. You're a bloomin' graduate, Sir. Now get yourself some champagne and some Soreen and start partying!
I've yet to find out how to apply! So busy replying to mail from all well wishers, and jokers. Where are you Lieutenant poppypug (ents div), I've promoted Second Lientenant AncientMum (ents div) to be your assistant.
Just look at the pinned posts on the right hand side of the screen to find a link to graduation badges. Shame you can't detail one of the troops to fetch it for you, but I'm afraid you have to collect it in person. Need to pose for photos in your cap and gown
Will do. Have sent details of your promotion to your new boss, the one and only Lieutenant poppypug (ents div). She will be thrilled! You may have to do some of the more onerous tasks for her - trolley pulling etc.
Of course you have Graduated! Victory is yours Sir! The enemy are defeated and completely disillusioned... probably due to the flypast of Spitfires and Hurricanes that I organised. Well done Sir, and congratulations.
Pops, I thought you must have disinherited me due to ineptitude! Sorry about your bad day. Some of us are still at the party if you want to come along. The video is superb isn't it. And now you have a very talented young assistant. You'll have to delegate some trolley pulling, Lucky Dip buying, laundrette duties to her so you have a bit more time for leisurely rides in the locale.
I don't believe this. You graduated a day early & I missed it. I had my tuning folk ready for tomorrow around 10am. Congratulations. Can I make flags out of the weather balloon when I stop sulking & come out from under the corner table in the mess tent? Oh and by the way, you missed a bit. Still some cake under your chin. I can see it from this angle.
Captain Waletta, Isengard was cancelled so I did(n't) do the run today. We still had a party but there will be another on Saturday when I do the full 30 mins. Come out from under the table. I sulked outside the tent this morning - it's not productive. It's not your weather balloon to wreck so don't cut it up!
I would call you a spoilsport re the balloon but since you're doing another grad run on Saturday, you're forgiven. Tuning folk at the ready. (What about the tartan trolley - that would make good flags?). Still got cake under your chin.
Good idea. Lieutenant poppypug (ents div) has made me a victory trolley so we don't need Nan's anymore. It'd be a fitting end for it. I'm saving that cake for later.
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