Action hero running (or something)

[mehitabel]

Here's how hardcore I am. I just went for a 6km run. At around the 1km mark I felt something on my shoulder. I absent-mindedly whacked it, and realised there was some kind of insect under my shirt. I shook it out and kept going. When I got home and got undressed to shower, I found a wasp sting in my shoulder. I'm like Chuck Norris, me. Hurts like a bugger now, though. I want chocolate and sympathy.

[Oldgirl Graduate]

Stick some vinegar on it, it will help take the nip out. They are horrible just now starting to crawl, it a wonder it didn't sting you more than once as wasps unlike bees don't die after they have stung they just keep on stinging, I hate them. Hope the pain eases off soon.

[Aftabs Graduate]

When Mehigabel does push ups, she doesn't go up and down, the world goes down and up...