My son's friend showed me this web site over weekend - all from UK's Daily Mail (unfortunately a v popular tabloid) over the years - have a laugh on: facebook.com/TheDailyMailLi...
Being a man....and oh, being a woman
Pregnancy/Giving Birth/Children/Fatherhood and ...oh, being childless
Eating carbohydrates, vitamins, beef, pork, eggs (free range eggs get extra mention!), bread, fish....it goes on
Drinking tea, coffee, water, milk....it goes on
If you are a woman, please no lippi, bras and definitely don't ever menstruate
If you are a man, don't shave (mind you, sex is another 'risk' factor, but if we did not shave, we might not have sex, so that solves two risks in one go....but, ah.....the childlessness one now looms large!)
AND do NOT turn the light on when going to loo at night!
Careful now, even Facebook is on the list!
Shame so many people actually believe this stuff........................