It’s almost time for a non cirrhosis related post.

[Brett11]

I’ll start with a rude joke...

I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian about the book on small willys, she said .... its not in yet.... i said yeah thats the one

Boom boom as Basil Brush would say.

[Yuiop]

Like the one I read this morning on fbook. Wee girl asks he dad "where does poo come from" so dad decided to be honest and explained, " you eat your dinner, it goes in your tummy, all the goodness is taken out inside you, and it comes out your bum, and that's where poo comes from"

She asks "and what about tigger?"

[Brett11 in reply to Yuiop]

I saw that on FB also 😝

[Wass71]

Oh Brett, I love your jokes, they really cheer me up!! X

[FuzzyWasShe]

Ha! That reminds me, my sister told me this one from FB last week:

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

[Yuiop in reply to FuzzyWasShe]

Haha, very good .

[Hidden]

Lmao this was much needed Brett!

[Hidden]

I've been feeling quite low so the jokes have cheered me up😊

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

Lynne,

You know the score by now. Only I can authorities people to feel low. I have not seen your request therefore your “feeling low” has not been authorised.

You are therefore required to not “feel low”

Should you require any further clarification on this, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,

Brett

[Hidden]

I don't really belong on this BLT arm of Health Unlocked, but I sneak over from LSN to read all your 'funnies'. It's a real treat and I always have a good laugh! Thanks to all of you. xx

P.S. Two old men were sitting in deck chairs: One says "It's nice out", and the other one says "Yes, I think I'll leave it out". (This was the joke that Eric Morcambe was never allowed to finish on the telly). 😂🤣😂

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

Don’t tell anyone else! They will all come over here 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Not sure about that Brett? I did try starting a post of 'Funnies' on our arm, only to find that I was the only one posting anything on there, despite welcoming anyone to raise a laugh? It seems that most on there are a dour lot, so it's why I have to 'escape' now and then, for the sake of my sanity (that's my excuse anyway). 😉

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

I know. It used to be hard to raise even the slightest giggle out of some people on here. But now I think that I have them well trained 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

A whip and chair is usually effective - so I've been led to believe? 😂🤣😂

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

No! I just threaten them with dinner with my Mum. That always works 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

I just hope your Mum doesn't read this, or I wouldn't want to be in your house for dinner tonight! 😂

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

She lives far far away 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Lucky lady! 😊

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

If you go to The British Lung Foundation branch of Health Unlocked, they do a post titled 'Humour'? Also look out for DonRhymer, who does a lovely little line in comedy poems and rhymes...? 👍

It seems the more sick people are, the more their humour improves....? 🤭

[mncold]

Funny, thank you for the laugh.

Mary