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Things I have learned part 1!

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My partner decided that we should enter the club duathlon last Sunday. I was dubious. I’m still new to all this running malarkey and possibly the least competitive person I know. Still 2 miles round a flat field followed by a rest while he cycled 12 followed by another 2 miles shouldn’t be beyond my capabilities.

You’ll be fine, they said. It’s a giggle, they said. No one takes it seriously.

Things I learned:

1. I learned that runners who belong to running clubs tell whopping great lies. TO YOUR FACE! Casually lurking at the start line, the hooter goes and they’re off like greyhounds! Even the “it’s a giggle” brigade. Looking at Strava after the event, I realise I was sucked into Mo Farah territory, even maintaining a 6:45/mile (admittedly for only about 20 yards) in a bid not to be left behind completely. Too rich to my blood, I had to slow down, still managing a respectable (for me) 19 minute time for 2 miles. I was 2nd to last. Well 3rd if you count the dnf who twisted her ankle.

2. I learned that my partner is an amazing cyclist. He caught up with most of the others, achieving 1st in the bike leg arriving 3rd back to the park.

3. I learned that there is a streak of competitiveness in me. Although I knew there were fast runners who were going to overtake me, I refused to let the world go by and finished in 20 minutes. We came half way down the table over all.

4. I learned that young adolescents who are built like whippets can beat the hell out of grown men when their Dad’s do the bike part and they do the run.

5. I learned that team duathlons are a ridiculous way to spend cold misty Sunday mornings at 8am, I don’t see any fun, giggles or enjoyment in it. Or at least I didnt at the start of run 2.

6. I learned that I’ll probably sign up for the next one in September! Have a good week everyone!😂😊🏃‍♀️🚲🏃‍♀️🏆🥇

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HeavyFoot profile image
HeavyFootGraduate10

Absolutely hilarious, Katiepops, and very instructive.

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to HeavyFoot

The more I run with this club, the less grumbling I’m doing! I try to do the hills rather than slow to a walk the minute I see the incline! Slow improvements?!😊

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OldflossAdministrator60minGraduate

Brilliant post..:) I think it is amazing how much we do learn on this running lark.. about ourselves and others.

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Oldfloss

Running with the club is interesting. I get it now. I’m in the yellow group. There’s a traffic light system - Super greens, greens, yellow, orange, red and red beginners. Pace generally slowing down as you go through the colours. As yellows we did a flat road run on Monday 5.5 miles at 10:21/mi. Last night we did XC 5.5 miles at 12/mi (up hills and through woods). It’s been a busy running week though, so now I have 2 rest days before Parkrun! So something else I’ve learned - company is sometimes lovely!🏃‍♀️😊

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Deals1Graduate10

😊😂 Good stuff.

Love it that u'll probably do the next one!

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Deals1

Started the training already! I’m new to running clubs, and didn’t really get their purpose apart from the team colour at events thing. I’m now going out on 2 club runs a week. Much more interesting with people showing you different routes. 😊🏃‍♀️

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Razouski

Fab post, sounds as if you almost enjoyed it. ;-)

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Razouski

I loved it at the end! That lovely bit after you know you’ve really tried hard. The best bit was that because the cyclists all come in at different times, the second run has a staggered start. You get to leave the field with your head held high as some people are still coming in behind you, even though as a team they may’ve done better overall. 😊

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cheekychipmunksGraduate10

Brilliant! Enjoy the next one. 😅😅🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to cheekychipmunks

Ah define “enjoy”! I’ll enjoy it when it’s over.😂😂

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cheekychipmunksGraduate10 in reply to Katiepops

I know exactly what you mean Katiepops! But the feeling afterwards makes the feeling during all worthwhile I think! 😅

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runner56

Love it!!! I expect a more motivated runner and higher placed finish next time 🤣

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to runner56

It’s short for a duathlon, and it is meant to be a bit of fun. I’ve now got 5 or so months of summer running to sharpen up my act. Unfortunately so has the competition! 😧

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Sandraj39Graduate10

Brilliant post...and great you are signing up for the next one! 🙂

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Sandraj39

Yes I’m a glutton for punishment! I’ll be focussed on the great south run by then! 😬

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KatiepopsGraduate10

It’s nice and short you see. My partner is a nutjob ultra marathoner and Iron man enthusiast. To him it wasn’t worth getting out of bed for, so he only did it to involve me in the club events - I’m a new member! By September I’ll be more confident as I’m now running with them twice a week and know some people!🙃😃

Empem profile image
EmpemGraduate10

That was hilarious.Runners....what are we like?!!

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Empem

I know. My partner, who is an ultra marathoner/iron man nutjob, looks at the competition and makes pronouncements (quietly) “oh, she’s a plodder, you can beat her”, “just stick to your own pace and you’ll be fine”, “she” is warming up for London in a couple of weeks and if I stuck to my own pace, I’d be finishing with the youth football team training around me! - They had the park after us! 🤦‍♀️🏃‍♀️😊

Irish-John profile image
Irish-JohnGraduate10

Yep - this Running lark is the crack cocaine of the sports world!

Love your Post KP :)

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Irish-John

Certainly addictive and pleasurable! 😉

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alisonxGraduate10

A brilliant post katiepops 🤣 i have a whole new insight to duathlons...don't think i'll be signing up anytime soon!

Runners and lies 😂😂 it makes you realise what a different breed some of them are....so competitive, you couldn't make it up lol

just imagine how much more prepared you will be in September...and maybe even faster! i think you may enjoy that one :-)

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to alisonx

Oh you must sign up! You’ll be fine, it’s a giggle and no one takes it seriously! 😉😂

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Dexy5Graduate10

Excellent post Katiepops, I bet you didn’t see that coming when you started couch25k.

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Dexy5

I really didn’t. I’m the only one of my c25k group still going. They’re restarting after Easter with me as a leader! GSR in October! Portsmouth here I come!😊

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Dexy5Graduate10 in reply to Katiepops

Brilliant- my OH has signed up but I’ve not committed yet. 😉

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BaddieThePirateGraduate10

Crazy, I love it!

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduate10

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!! Yes, they all lie! It's just a social thing they say...a bit of fun... my arse! 🙈🤣

Good on you 💪😁

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to GoGo_JoJo

They were honest last night! The leader of the XC group started off with “I’m not going to sugar coat this, it’s uphill for a mile and a half. But there’s fish and chips at the end. You need to earn it!” I may prefer a little white lie!!😂

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TartancatGraduate10

Brilliant post - I'd never heard of a team duothon before.

I can't wait to hear what you've learned part 2!

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KatiepopsGraduate10 in reply to Tartancat

They do team things at triathlons too. A different person takes each leg. 🏊‍♀️ 🚲 🏃‍♀️

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over61andstilltryingGraduate10

🤣 Both my husband and I laughing aloud at this! Belated well done to you!

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