....COLONOSCOPY????????????? Hee HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

................................COLONOSCOPY

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,

Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

''I should be in charge'' said the BRAIN,''Because I run all the body's systems,so without me nothing would happen.''

''I should be in charge,'' said the BLOOD.''Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you would all waste away.''

''I should be in charge'' said the STOMACH.''Because I process food and give you all of your energy.''

''I should be in charge,''said the LEGS,''Because I carry the body whereever it needs to go.''

''I should be in charge'' said the EYES''Because I allow the body to see where it goes.''

''I should be in charge'' said the RECTUM''Because I am responsible for waste removal,''

....................All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

.........................................and insulted him.

..............................So in a huff he shut down tight

.............Within a few days, the BRAIN had a terrible headache.

.................................The STOMACH was bloated

.....................................The LEGS got wobbly

.....................................The EYES got watery

..................................and the BLOOD was toxic

................They all decide that the Rectum should be the boss

.....................................The moral of the story?

.............................Even though the others do the work

....................................The *** hole is usually in charge

Richard

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[azaard]

Brill like it *********

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

A shiner

[Hidden]

I needed that

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You know who should be the boss then!

[Hidden]

The sad thing is it is very true in life........ yet it is very funny,,hahahahahahahaah

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Did the legs go wobbly?

[dall05]

That explains why we have such a caring leader of the country at the moment. Oops I really should'nt go there should I.

Tony.

Nice one King.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

You nearly 'rectum' joke.hee HEE

[copdber]

loved it as usual looking forward to tomorrows tonic.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

Don't get too bloated!

[Hidden]

How could I not laugh at that

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Eyes gone all watery!

[hufferpuffer]

All hail to the rectum! and the KingOTC!! I'm off to bed with a big croaky smile thanks to you!

xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Surely you didn't laugh at the rectum!

[sillywitch]

You just get better every time, love it, xxx karen

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Should you be in Charge!

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Rectum ? Nearly destroyed 'em !

( I'll get me coat. )

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

Off in a HUFF.Eh

[Puffthemagicdragon in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Hehe !

[libby7827]

Thanks KOTC, I've been trying to clear my chest all day to no avail, it's just been getting tighter and tighter. Reading this has just cleared it 50% with laughing turning into coughing! Libby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827]

The moral of the story.a laugh a day keeps the phlegm at bay

[jabber]

Excellent - keep 'em coming! Love the killer last line.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jabber]

Are you usually in charge?.OOPS

[Hidden]

LOL What a tonic!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

A toxic tonic

[Hidden]

Excellent,have not heard that before!! Still laughing xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

It helps circulate the oxygen...................a good laugh

[craig60]

Like it

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to craig60]

And who do you think should be in charge?

[Lyn1969]

hahahahaha brilliant!

Lyn x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lyn1969]

Did all your body parts laugh?

[Lyn1969]

they did....and it was not a pretty sight lol

Lyn x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lyn1969]

Everything about you is PRETTY.Your smile ,charisma,sincerity and the friendliness you bring to this sight.

Richard

[Hecter]

My lips developed a smile and then I laughed out loud.Thankyou

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hecter]

That's the idea!