The sun is shining and all is well with the world is it 'eck!!
So the sun really is shining which made me decide to gird my loins and walk out into the garden - a very hard decision for me - so I picked up my comfort blanket/crutch (used to be my cigs whenever I went outside now it is my phone) and out I boldly went.
Down the decking steps already cleaned and prepared by the wonderous Steve. Across the lawn I walked quite briskly (fibber) to the top of the garden (no it is not really big just like to big it up a bit) went to take a step up onto the raised bit to look at the few primulas blooming.
WHEN I went arse over tit
I had stepped on a slug and the damn thing made me slip right down no not onto anything hard but right into the middle of the mulch that Steve had put on the garden on Thursday just before it started to rain. I STINK!!! and my knickers are wet NO I did not wet myself but as I was righting myself I knocked the bird bath and it bloody emptied itself as if by magic all over my Bum!!
Bathtime now and sod the sun