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Chocolates or Malteesers?

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Mr. Cadbury met Miss. Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

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That joke had my husband and me in stitches. We needed a laugh - just recovering from a virulent bug so thanks a lot.

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KingoftheCocktails

What a sweet joke.

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dall05

That made very hard reading as I am on a sugar free diet at the moment which has helped me lose 17lbs in a month but the laughter must have burned a lot of calories too, so thanks for that one johnwr. :)

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peege in reply to dall05

Dall05, it's brilliant that you've lost 17 pounds in a month. Amazing. Do you feel well for it (I'll rephrase that - do you feel more well)?

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dall05 in reply to peege

Thanks peeg, I am finding things easyier to do such as climbing the stairs and doing up my lace's without the belly getting in the way. My breathing is improved also.

The lung transplant consultant was right when he said I would feel much better about myself and also improve my chances of surviving the operation at the same time. (Pretty good incentive i'd say)

Tony.

That is shocking,,disgusting, and incorrect,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE WHERE THE JUBE JUBES,, AND THE SMARTIES,,,,,,,, :),,,,, think i need some meds,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

HEE HEE HEE!!! I'm still smiling!! xx

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lizziec1

Thats hilarious - thanks for sharing it what a hoot. L x

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thatcham1939

very hilarious, had a good laugh

jan

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JabbatheHut

Made me hungry again had a chuckle until lunch :-)

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