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Understanding women........OOPS..Hee HEE

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..................UNDERSTANDING WOMEN ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(A mans perspective)

I know I am not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh,rip the hair out by the root

AND STILL BE AFRAID OF A SPIDER.

Richard

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sillywitch

thats because women have a high tolerance of pain but no tolerance for arachnids of any size this is because we are intelligent enough to know the bugg*ers bite & can be poisonous :D I hope this helps a little in helping you men understand & appreciate us little women :) x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

LITTLE women!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think so.Every LITTLE is BIG. Starting with the m....,no I will not go into details because I might get a BIG slap.

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sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Ah the M word eh? well you needn,t worry about the slap, I used to work for Cadburys crushing NUTS I find that is always useful in a discussion about the M word :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

Ouch,that hurt!

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libby7827

I'm the other way around! Spiders don't bother me, but waxing.............. yeooooooooooowwwwwwwww Tried it once, never again.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827

Lovely cuddly creatures.

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sillywitch

didn,t say i,ve done it libby i,m not daft enough to go looking for pain, my body giving me enough without me inflicting more :) although i,ve always said you should try something twice incase you miss something 1st time round, I,d have to pass on that experience!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

Don't give me that.pain thing again!

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sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails

see earlier answer :)

Now a spider has 8 legs beady eyes and a nasty bite,,,correct,,,,,take away 6 legs,,,,,, i rest my case,,,,, :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

You are awful and very hurtful.

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

GAWD i meant a woman was the spider,, spinning there webs to get us males

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Got that wrong,didn't I?

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sillywitch

bet its pain tolerance isn,t up to much though :) specally if I could find something long enough to pull it,s legs off with :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

Are you trying to spin a web of hurt to us mere male mortals?

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sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Oh Yes! (said in the voice of David Tenants Dr Who :) )

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phillips1

Well I'm afraid of neither spiders or women! Must go, the wife is calling me.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1

JUMP!

Be careful you mere males or I might send Naughty Spider after you..........He has a mate now and you know what female spiders do to males !!!!!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I don't know what they do,but I have a feeling you are going to tell me!

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Come on king I am sure you know they eat them

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Tasty tasty very very tasty!

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D1N064

Confucius says, man who understands woman, used to be one!

in reply to D1N064

now i get ladyboys.. i think!! then again spiders and hairy mary, gets you thinking are they the same thing?

in reply to

Wots a hairy mary,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Hi Mary

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to D1N064

Me now confucius,what am I?

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thatcham1939

you,ll never understand me, my husband of 45ys of marriage and he still trying to understand me, and i hate spiders, we had a dog who used catch spiders, jumping up beside me with the spiders legs waving.

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

Understand,understand what is this word called understand? I can't understand

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

I think i will just go to bed you have me confused, or was it the wine i just had !!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Has the wine made you feel a little 'Spider' brained

More than spider brained, maybe I should give it up, in my dreams it's only a drop of charonnay that is keeping me sane xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

CharD !!!!!

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