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18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingBuddies 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I eventually tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girlfriend 1.2 at the same time, only to discover that when the two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus, and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this up grade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and Email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and MultiWhinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

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Have you tried using the new GirlsNightOut 3.1 ? This will make Wife 1.0 attach itself to other Wife 1.0's leaving Wife 1.0 unable to detect Mistress 2003.

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Ha ha, but I suspect, as the writer is obviously male, it might make things a bit too complicated for him to cope with!

Hehe. A bit of fun though anyway.:)

I used the delete the program on my first instalation,,, and it was very very very very expensive...Then i went and got a minister to install another program,,, This one however has ran very smoothly with no viruses for a long long, time and is now also my best friend.. :)

Can only think you've got a decent operating system?

Yup the upgrade was worth it,,however it did take me a very long time to find one,,that was compatible..:)

Wish I'd had better advice early on, I deleted 1.0 accidentally. I then installed 2.0 which proved to be absolute rubbish and I deleted that quite deliberately. I was then persuaded to try 2.1, the same one as 2.0, but a much improved one. I was given very bad advice and 2.1 turned out to be the same as 2.0 (literally), so had to delete again.

Thats a shame darling,,we are not all assholes you know,,you never know what is around the corner,,, wishing you happiness and love in your life xx PS I HAVE REDONE MY PROFILE IF YOU NEED CHEERING UP xx

Gawd, I wouldn't inflict me on anyone, have had too long to become totally selfish. Share the remote?? Not a cat in hell's chance! Read your new profile, do like self deprecating people as I'm one myself! And a cat lover to boot!

Loved it! xx

A mad sense of humour is a nescessity

Dispose of Wife 1.0 asap - do not divorce.

I had seen this programme some time ago, but obviously Wife 1.0 is getting stronger as it develops and is now able to do a lot more things, I always smile at this one, great humour and good replies.

Nice start to the day


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