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WELCOME TO MY HOUSE ----------RULES Oh ee ha ha ha

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************* I live hear you don't.

************* If you don't want dog hairs on your clothes,stay off the furniture.

************* My parents like me a lot better than most people.

************* To you,I'm just a dog.To my parents,I'm an adopted child who is short,furry,

has 4 legs and barks.

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A burglar breaks into a house one night.He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables when a voice in the darkness said,

''Jesus knows you're here.''

He nearly jumped out of his skin,clicked his flashlight off,and froze.When he heard nothing more,he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the computer out to disconnect the wires,clear as a bell he heard,

''Jesus is watching you''

Startled,he shone his light around frantically,looking for the source of the voice.Finally,in the corner of the room,his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot

''Did you say that?'' he hissed at the parrot.

''Yes'' the parrot confessed,then squawked,''I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.''

The burglar relaxed,''Warn me,huh,? Who in the world are you?''

''Moses'' replied the bird.

''Moses the burglar laughed.''What kind of people would name a bird Moses?''

''The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus''.

Richard

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Are you frantically looking for something to do? Then off with you to your local Breathe Easy group.

If you wish to join your local Breathe Easy group phone theBLF Helpline 03000 030 555 10 am- 6 pm,Mon-Fri. for details.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA the best one yet :)

Laughter off the scale !

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meike

Love it it really made me laugh.

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Puffthemagicdragon

Hehe. I bet the burglar didn't find it funny. :)

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Lynne1955

Excellent!

Lynne xx

love it

Just the tonic - a good laugh.

GD

I needed that laugh this morning, thanks.xx

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dall05

Were all 'watching you' King as your always great entertainment. Keep it coming!!!!

Tony :)

Great stuff.

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Alex021

Fantastic !!

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